Just for Fun


Submitted by AMAC Member Richard Ratcliff –

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,  then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard — I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.

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9 years ago

Great answer. I am sick and tired of the politically correct baloney perpetrated by the liberal extremists. Political correctnes stuff is the continuous attempt by socialists to destroy the constitutional freedom of speech.

PS Pulizzi
9 years ago

Not sure that I would have wanted her back? Very funny!

Larry PF
9 years ago

This humor is sexist and politically incorrect. Thank God (God politically incorrect too) there is still some
sanity in America. A funny tale and I loved it.

9 years ago

Nice read for a Friday afternoon. :-)

9 years ago
Reply to  PaulE

Glad you enjoyed!

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