No, no, no, you’re supposed to be watching THIS hand.

Look this way, nothing to see over there.

Hi, I’m from the National Association For The Advancement of Noseless People…

“Hi, I am not a citizen of the USA but I will be your ‘navigator’ for your healthcare….you can trust me with all your personal information.”

Hi, my name is Jack, try the curly fries with that jumbo jack……..

Hi, I’m Mitch McConnell from Ky, I just met with Harry Reed and you can trust us and Obama.

I feel so boxed in, and a little square

Hello Jack, I’m Cory!

Hi, I’m Mr. Pelosi, perhaps you know my wife….

IRS! What makes you think I work for them?

My administration will be characterized by complete transparency, which starts at the top.

Pleased to meet you. Would you kindly teach me how to think outside of the box?

May we need to start thinking outside the box for a change.

Say “fooled, I didn’t read the contract before I signed it.” and smile for the IRS camera!

Hi! I’m here for the job interview. Oh, don’t let the hand fool you. I’m not REALLY a white Anglo-Saxon male…it’s part of my costume…thought you might enjoy a little Halloween humor.. ” )

Hi, I’m the guy who wrote the Obamacare software!

We in Washington DC have nothing to hide and are grateful to serve the American people.

Hi, I’m from the government. No need to be afraid. I here to help!

My name is Kathleen Sebelius and I won’t show my face or answer questions about Obamacare!

My name is Obama, and the pleasure is mine. Trust me.