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“Whats a few more billions among friends?”
“I heard! …and Chris Matthews gives me a THRILL too!”
They like me, they really like me. (little does he know)
Man, With a so called “conservative” like Romney to beat, another term is a shoe-in!!
Do you like my new campaign slogan, “Vote Muslim, not Mormon.”
Aprils’ Fool
HaHaHaHa re-elect me again and the USA will no longer be United ! ! !
These fools don’t have a clue of how much damage I’ll do to to their country in the next 4 years!!!
What smiling?
I’m was cringing in pain just thinking about the Supreme Court decision!
You wanted CHANGE, YOU GOT IT! If you want a lot more CHANGE, REELECT ME THIS YEAR and you ain’t seen NOTHING YET!!! HE HE
Boy!! Am I special!!!
The only thing funny here. Someone put itching powder in my shorts.
Even I couldn’t be this good……….could I?
Aren’t I just the most fabulous thing?
Me? Working for the Anerican Dream!
Can’t believe how dumb Jay Carney has looked these past few days
Knew Eric would have my back …….
Does anyone really think those unelected clowns in black robes would dare to challenge my Healthcare Bill ?
They fell for that war on women B…S…
I have just submitted my budget to Congress.
George – I really didn’t think we could pull this one off
‘Scuse my laughter. Can’t lie with a straight face.
poor infidel americans , the enemy is sleeping in your precious white house
Hope and Change!
Transparency!
Share the wealth!
Healthcare for everybody!
Bwahahahahahahaha – PSYCHE!!!!
“AND YOU REALLY DID THINK THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE YOU SAW WAS REAL? iM SURE GLAD YOU DIDNT CHECK THE INFORMATION IN IT AND WHEN CERTAIN NAMES AND ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY USED!! GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, I told you they’d buy that Birth Certificate!!!
Just wait til these guys see what ‘changes’ I got for the next four years.
“You really can fool all the people all the time.”
Now I can see why Bill liked this job so much.
“I’m too pretty for my job”
So, you think that’s how I “really” feel?!
Aint that wonderful, Ha, Ha, Ha, I got you all …!
“Aren’t I the cutest Communist you’ve ever seen?!”
“I think I will spend another Trillion on Green Technology”
Those crazy Republicans think they can beat by nomination Romney!
I win. Everybody else loses! I’m scared! Hahaha.
Hey America. While you were sleeping, I got you good. (Giggle, Giggle)
“I didn’t say you had to pull my finger!”
What, me worry?
I’ve made congress irrelevant, now it’s time to work on the supreme court.
And to think of all those idiots that think I am actually an American!
Silly Russians, I meant to say I get my Yoga certification in November.
I can’t believe they fell for the idea that I was afraid to run against Romney. Sooo funny!
Great Satan Headed Down the Tube… 72 Virgins are Comin’ My Way!
“Like I said, I’ll have A LOT more flexibility AFTER my next election!”
The American people are so gullible. Whatever I say, they believe.
“…..for the 10 millionth time, it’s Bush’s fault!”
Eyes closed, mouth open, and can’t hear – go figure.
Couldn’t we find someone with better hair to run the DMC? Sorry Debbie.
I didn’t say, “Change for the Better”!
What a blast! I’m the first president to bull my way to make the USA into a socialist state.
I Told You! You would see I am funny.
he he, I put another one over on them.
Just wait ’til they see what I have planned for the next four years!
Working tirelessly for jobs!
57-STATES–GOTCHA
GOTCHA,57-STATES
Just kidding about the birth certificate!
“And you thought I was a Christian!
They have NO idea what I have planned yet to come!!!
Hitler has nothing on me!
I know I’m an idiot, but what do I care. I’m the President!
I told you I could get away with anything. How am I doing? These people are such idiots!
You think things are bad now??? Ha! Just wait.
All mouth, no substance!
HaHa Got you Suckers!!
They trust me!
Do you really want my face on Mount Rushmore?
Hope and change….hahahaha they bought that one didn’t they.
No one can ever love me as much as I do!
And they still think I’m doing a good job!?
Thank you Sen. Santorum & Speaker Gingrich, your help is awesome!
Do you really think that I give a dam?
How about this look for Mt Rushmore…right next to Lincoln?
What’s a couple hundred billion among friends?
I would say the smirk on Obama’s face is about him thinking to himself “I am your KING, bow low and kiss my feet while I destroy your country”
The DEVIL Made Me Do It!
I am humble! I made myself LOL!
Those shmuks have no idea what I have planned for them…..
Heee heee heee, haw haw haw, yeah right……… Honesty is the best policy………..heehee, hawhaw……that’s a good one………….
ha ha Americons are so dummm
Hehehe! C’mon, Joe! Stop tickling me when I’m trying to be serious! Silly man! Hehehehe!
“i do so love to fool the american public”!
American? Who me? Don’t be silly!!
I’m constipated somebody slap the @&$* out of me and all that will be left is my crazy smile and these big ears
What!! Me lose to Mitt
Me…three terms…don’t be silly
For me your big lottery win? Thank you!
Isn’t this “change” fun !!!
Yee-Haw, Another Vacation!
They adore me. I adore me.
“n…n…n.. they think I ws born in Hawaii, too!!!”
I TOLD YOU AMERICANS WERE IDIOTS.
I’m so COOL!! People worship me because I am great!!
S&%$ for Brains.
Oh, that………it will be alright, you will see.
Come on, would I lie to you.
Can you believe they bought it again.
“Just look at my pretty face!”
“You really think the people will believe my goal is to destroy America????”
I can’t believe how easy these fools are!
This may end tomorrow so i’ll live as high as i can today.
I’ve lied to them again and they have bought it hook line and sinker.
They will buy anything!
I’m tickled pink that I can fool the majority of Americans.
And all the same fools are going to run out and vote for me again!!
Oh no, I’m not really the thirteenth Imam.
Not win? C’mon!
I am SO funny! Did you hear my latest lie?
And I love destroying America’s dreams. Nana Nana Nana!
I love screwing Republicans!
Suckers!
“Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed actually believe what comes out of my mouth!”
Laughing with you: No just laughing at you.
Just thinking of the changes I have planned for my second term!
“I’am soooo -oo in love with me -eee”
Ofcourse they will belive it’s not my fault. They belived Hope and Change didn’t they?
Yeah my health care is free forever.
Joe stop! You know I’m ticklish.
I have already purchased so many votes with your money. It’s in the bag.
They elected me and they really think I care about America!
Screw the Economy; I’m working on getting my Golf Handicap down to a 19….
Oh come on! Where’s your sense of humor?
And you thought I was serious??
Oh Putin, you say the funniest things !
Caption: OBAMA THE TRAUMA
Got ‘em again! Wait ’til next term.
That’s the best one I’ve squeezed out all year
It sure is the the worlds best to spend others billions.
I’m muslim, I’m illegally president, I’ve got the media sucking up to me, the liberals follow me blindly. Promise everyone everything and deliver nothing. Heck! It don’t get no better!!! HeHeHe
“I can’t believe this. All these dummies are going to vote for me again.”
“I can’t believe it. All these dummies are going to vote for me again.”
Born in America? Just kidding.
They voted for change and I gave them Change alright! Ha Ha I’m sure they didn’t expect this kind of change though.
teh heh heh
And they think I’m protecting Israel….
Can you believe how stupid the Main Street media talking heads are.
See! I told you we could fool them!
Screwed another one !!!
I know a lot of people hate me. They are the smart ones!
You expected me to understand the Health Care Law?
Look ah, let me be clear. I have not done anything worse than any other president. I just did it bigger.
I was only kidding when I said we ALL were going to have to sacrifice to get this economy back on it’s feet!
“With opposition like AMAC of course I’m going to be re-elected. Did you see how they spelled “recieved”. Ha, ha, ha!”
Heh….Heh…Heh….AND YOU FELL FOR IT!!!!
I told them I was born in Hawaii, SILLY ME !!!
they think medical care is expensive now ?….just wait till it’s free !!
I know, just one more term and the country will be in the tank. . .
I am having so much fun ruining America!!!
What? Me worry?
And you thought the Clintons were good liars.
I just stole all of the seniors retirement investments…….they now have to depend on Me! Muhahahaha!
Ropa Doping the American people just makes me giddy!
you’re right guys …..I really foolde dthem htis time….and they believed me…..boy am I something else….
See, I told You Change was Good, at least for ME
They thought I cared about AMERICA
I cannot believe they bought it again
These stupid Americans! They still think I am one of them…LOL!
And you people voted for me!! Ha, ha!
Just a little more
I’m so cute, I’m so cute, I fooled them all, I fooled them all!
So I voted present a few times,
You really thought I could be trusted????????
I can hardly wait “OCTOBER SURPRISE”! Ha – Ha – Ha – And they think there will a 2012 election! USA here I come with my Muslim buddies!
Does Obamacare include dental? I have not read it yet.
Stop that dear…people won’t believe we’re realy married!
Yup, when I get my last election over with I won’t have that “We the people” crud to bother with, and all you clingers are in for the ride of your life!
I knew I could put one over on you Americans. You’re too busy having a good time, to pay attention to me destroying the great country you have fought so hard to save.
Awwww, gee. fooled you all and I’m not even an American citizen!
These American Infidels are so stupid.
It’s Working !!
I hate America and they still love me.
Yes! Everyone bought into my FAKE Birth certificate!
When I grow up, I hope I get away with as much mischief as I do now!
Yes, she is my wife…
Unconstiutional? For real?
I just hate to see grown folks cry!!!
Woooheee… April 15th just feels like Christmas to me!
“Gotcha, again.”
Hope and change?? Yea right! Too little hope and too much change.
Are you for big government?
Ha, Ha, Ha do those conservatives realy think I will lose the upcoming election in November?
“Offer of Russian citizenship?! Oh Man, is this a great day…I even have the Politbureau in my pocket!”
“They REALLY think this is still a free country !”
Geeeeze, I love it when a good plan comes together to advance MY cause.
I didn’t really say that!!
Hahahaha More Taxes ! More Taxes ! Spend Spend Spend !!!
I kept telling them it was “Obamacare” but in reality it is “Obama scare”.
Stupid USA
Just think, those idiots don’t know that they are going to get Obamacare regardless of the Supreme Court.
Hee Hee! Look at Me!, I just destroyed something else to hurt the American Citizens and THEIR COUNTRY. AND I am ready to do it again.
Republicans, no chance.
Me lose now thats funny .
I’m going to bankrupt America – this is FUN!!
They think I was kidding when I told the head Russian I had the re-election all in the bag!
Golf every day, a vacation every month to great places, the world’s greatest private airplane, unlimited opportunity to spend, spend, spend. It just doesn’t get any better than this. Suckers. hee hee hee
I can’t believe that I have gotten away with stuff this for so long.
balanced budget!!!! yeah right!!!!!!!!
THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD BILL MAHER. YOU REALLY ARE A FUNNY GUY.
“The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is a good for America! … Apil Fool! Hee hee. I love playing jokes on America – I am so good at it.”
let me see what lies can i tell the people today? i’m runing out of things to say
And they think Bernie Madoff is “The Master of deceit”!
Americano’s, I laugh at them!
“HA HA! And they really believed me when I said ‘if you like your health care plan you can keep it.’ I can’t stop laughing at that.”
Obamas reaction everytime he says ‘Shovel ready jobs.”
Air Force One…”I’m so in love with you!” America…not so much…fooled you!!
THEY said Americans were too smart to reelect me!!
We sure fooled them, didn’t we!!
I think you could just use Bryan Wood’s Parting Thought quote of Edmund Burke below this picture: “A government that endeavors to save man from his own folly succeeds only in creating a nation of fools.” Nuff said, and give Mr. Woods credit.
Just heard that he out poled Ron Paul
” You idiots don’t have a clue of what’s coming!”
got ya!
I can’t believe anyone thinks this country is actually in trouble!
I just learned what comes after trillions.
HA HA, I have the entire congress afraid to cross me. That race card thing works wonders with all those fools.
Me, Communist!?…C’mon
ALLAH will be pleased at what I’m doing. Hope my virgins are better than Michele.
“I’M IN DE WHITE HOUSE” and “I HATE YOU WHITE PEOPLE”!
Did those ignorant Americans REALLY think I was going to bring “hope and change”?
Obama after talking to Russian president off mike,”Just Wait, you’ll see what I can do”!!
YOUR GONNA HEAR FROM ME!
“Drill WHERE?”
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP,stupids my farts don’t stink you infidels!!!!
Alfred E. Neuman is my Mad Mentor and I’m his. We’re both happy!!! {:D
Stupid infidels! Let’s see how many more vacations we can take one their dime!
What a great re-election strategy : RACE BATING! Right from my Alynski playbook!! haha hehe
Stupid infidels! Just one more vacation on them won’t hurt!
They’ve actually bought into the idea that I just need is another term to fulfill my campaign promises!
And they believe it!
It took an illegal muslim, like me, to bring this hateful country down, at least halfway. And to think, I shouldn’t even be in this country, let alone the White House.
GOTCHA!!!!!
Heh ! Heh ! What fools these mortals are !!!!!!!!!!
What? Going for for another term as president? They haven’t figured out with my czars I’m the first dictator?
Less government? Are you kidding because thats really funny!!
What if I lose in November? Please!!!
I Just got an endorsement from AARP…..Hee Hee
Ray Charles plays the piano and I play the people
I just love all the trips Michele and I get to take at the taxpayers expense! I hate America!
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Hee Hee… Everybody justs loves me!! Don’t you mean everbody just loathes you?
Those Americans are so stupid.
Ray Charles impression— HIT THE ROAD JACK
IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING.
LOOK AT ME, I am the pied piper see all my liberal friends follow me to the unwanted land Hea,Hea…
Boy! Look at what I got away with THIS time!
Are you kidding? We don’t have 58 states to con?
Are you kidding? You are telling me that I can get hemorrhoids bowing to people?
Detractors ??
You want what for FREE!
Ha ha. They think I care about America.
,”If these chumps only knew what I have planned, it is so funny” “they have no idea what I have gotten away with”
It’s good to be King!
Did you see that picture of me ? Dressed like an Oreo with a pineapple and a javelin? But they forgot my pitchfork and horns !! Lol
I’m so full of Sh!@ I can’t see straight
If you think I’ve messed up this country in my first term, just wait to see what I’ll do if I get re-elected!
Here’s to Palm Sunday at the Pumps!!
They fell for it hook lione and sinker!!!!
My farts don’t stink!!!
………and then I said ” We have so much oil here that we’re exporting it!”
HAHAHAHA, HOW MUCH DID I TRANSFER OUT OF AMERICA TODAY, MOOCHELE HAS EXPENSIVE TASTE, NOT GOOD BUT EXPENSIVE, HAHHA
Heh, heh, heh….Am I the ultimate con artist or what?!
Hahahahaha…..these Americans are so easy I can do anything!!
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….,and to think these people who still believe in me really think I care anything about them!
“You won’t believe what I just did.”
Just a minute, I’m pulling another BIG lie out of my you-knos-what!
GOTCHA!
Hey! I spend ten billion dollars a day and I haven’t even won the lottery!
Me—-?!! lose the election? I got it fixed.
Yea right, like i’m gonna lose the election.
Me, tell the truth, you gotta be kidding!!!
Can you believe it, ME, a fraud in the Oval Office!
…and then I told them that I’d have a transparent administration!
The other day I went into a Bakery and sat on a bun and a currant went up my you know what and when I left and sat down in my Volt you will never guess what happened!!
You dont have a clue do you.
dont worry I have it under control
I am having so much fun
And you thought I was serious?
Used crack in High School
Why would anyone take me serious?
The Presidency is a blast.
The public doesn’t have a clue!!
I just love to tell all those lies………They make me so giddy.
Did you hear him, He said broccoli!
This is me laughing all the way to the bank. I will be in Kenya before they know it.
ha ha i got the dishonest news media on my side, and Rush’s truth can take a hike. I think the American people are stupid.
: Have fooled them one more time and got away with it!
I can’t believe they bought all that hope and change drivel!
Heh, Heh,Heh,…..did you hear that ‘little squeaker’ I let out? Don’t worry, it don’t smell as bad as my Policies!
Yeah Mr. Putin these IDIOTS believed everthing I said about change being good for them !
Chciago Renaissance!
Tee hee hee–no one sees
They just believe, little ‘ole me.
Hogwash, rubbish, I pore it on
All is mine ~ America’s gone….
I think it’s funny that I took all my staff, military people and many hundreds of other support people to Hawiai each xmas. So what if I took them all away from their families at xmas. I am the king. I don’t care about the peasants. But, I wish my old lady would lose a few pounds off her rear end. I think I have a crush on Ann Coulter. She every black man’s dream.
What high gas prices ?? I don’t pay for gasoline !!
Sorry – I can’t find anying funny about this Jackel the way he and his Czars are taking down America!
That’s right Mr. President, Mr Soros just returned from visiting the The Supreme Court Judges.
I’m screwing America over and I’m lovin’ it!
i suckered them again. i didn’t think it would be this easy.
hee, hee – I did it again – got reporters to swallow all my lies! This is too easy.
“OK, So I’m not qualified to be President but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night”
I told you they would never see it coming and I’m going to do it again.
Mr. President, Are you really going to buy a Chevy Volt when you leave office next year?
I told you I could fool these idiots!
Hope and Change! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I’m President! the joke is on you.
Goverment of the People, by the People etc. gets me roaring with laughter everytime!!!
Oh! oh! STOP, STOP THE TICKLE VLADIMER………
Don,t Joe!!!!!!! Not now!!!!!!!
“If you only know what I know.”
I fooled yah!!! yah,ayha I fooled yah!!!!!
Ah gee, Did I do that?
Silly People! Health Care is for ME!
YOUR WARNING: I REALLY CAN BITE HARD!
“Oooh Yahaa!” Hay honey! How ya like my Ray Charles? Maybe I can take it on road!
My new car is a what?? Chevy Volt?? April Fools, right??
Yeeeeeeaaa, I was just kiddin’ bout the health care thing…….
I fooled the people , again.
The sheep are easily slaughtered…
Birth Certificate – Shmirth Certificate!
Of course I’m a centrist.
If only they knew.
I can not help myself. You fell for it again…. and again…. and again !!! Help me, I an going to fall out of my chair for laughing so hard.
Americans will believe anything as long as you promise them more freebies. they are such idiots.
Someday a WOMAN PRESIDENT ?!!
I just makes me giggle watching the Republicans beat each other up.
This is the only place I could find to post my caption for the picture.
See how happy I am taking all you Americans to the cleaners – ObamaCare, Higher Gas Prices, and soon I’ll be your King.
I still can’t believe all those dummies actually voted for me. What turkeys they are.
You though I was serious, when I said I’d be more flexible after the election?!?
CHANGE FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, UH JUST KIDDING!
I told you my government dental insurance was the best, didn’t I ?
“That has got to be the tingly feeling Chris Matthews was talking about!”
My Louie Armstrong Impression, donot you just love it.
I can’t believe they believed me again – I just farted.
Ha Ha I fooled them once, gonna try one more time
I like me, I think I’m grand, don’t vote for me, I really want to be a blues singer.
I can’t believe they think I save social security and medicare!
And now I got those fools believing that I’m not a Muslim………
Yes, Yes, Yes. Harry and Nancy don’t worry I am in complete control they are running who against me? A Mitt whats a Mitt? I thought you wore it on you hands, no that is mittens. I guess Barack sounds pretty good compaired to Mittens
For awhile I was worried with this Newt. I know what Newt stands for. And it is against everything we have done or will try to do, This Newt stands for Newton so he must be smart just like inventor but he don’t make things up like we do He beleives in something called the Constuition of the United States of America and the bill of rights.
If we square off with newt I will worry, Nancy Me too,,Harry..it will be over. Well don’t fret and enjoy the ride as long as we can and Obama puts on his fake smile again
No, and I mean NO!
The fix is in and I will be emperor for life.
Ha ha, hee hee, those stupid Americans! So far the have believed everything I have told them. What dummies!
You think that I am laughing? No. I am having terrible colics each time II see my
popularity and chances for re-election plumetting as people continue to realize
my true nature.
Everytime I think about all those stupid people who voted for me, I get giddy!
They wanted change? I really gave them change!
Public school for my kids,……Your joking, right?
Hey, I just fooled the American people again! Boy, are they really stupid!
IN MY OPINION, THE PRESIDENT SHOULD PROOF THAT HE IS QUALIFIED TO BE, AND SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE HE CAN’T PROOF HE IS AMERICAN, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND PROVE THEM.
IT IS ALSO MY POINION THAT HE HAS DAMAGED THE STEBILITY OF OUR NATION AND DEVIDED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. PLUS BANKRUPTED OUR ECONOMY. THE FIRST TEN AMENDMENTS SHOULD NEVER BE MESSED WITH BY ANY PRESIDENT NOR ANY ELECTED GOVERNMENT. TO INCLUDE MAKING OTHER AMENDMENTS TRYING TO CHANGE THE FIST TEN AMENDMENTS.
Fool them once, shame on me. Fool them twice…
A lot of people think I’m the most arrogant person that has ever served in Washington. I don’t think so. I’ve been a nice guy this first term. If I get reelected, then you’ll see the most arrogant guy. Come on union people and all my brothers and sisters, vote me back in. I’ll make life easy for you.
COME ON, I WAS JUST KIDDING, MY PRESIDENCY IS JUST A JOKE.
I think they’ll buy this charming smile, dummies that they are…………
i am so happy, a vote for romney is a vote for me.
“Aw shucks…I was only joshing! I really am a good ol’boy conservative…just like youall. Gimme one more chance.”
It’s good to be the King!
Yes, it is a forgery!
GEEZ, Supreme Commander of the World…..Me!!!
I’ve pulled another slick one on those stupid voters again
It cracks me up to be the first illegal alien elected to the office of president in any country. Especially this one!
“Oh, goodie! Rick Santorum is going to get the GOP nomination! What a relief!”
Of course I own oil company stock !
I think Putin is doing to me, what I have been doing to the American people.
If I close my eyes, they can’t see me…
Of course they’ll believe it!
wait till the voters get a load of my plans im gonna release on them after the election
Oh pinch me! I can’t believe I’ve done such a good job.
The dolts are going to vote me in again!!
Pull my finger!
Nancy, when you told them they would have to vote for it to see what was in it, i nearly died laughing! But it was even funnier when they DID it!!!!
My friends and I have been following the master plan of my becoming king/dictator of the United States before the November election. My takeover is a best secret, ever. The American folks are waiting for the next election and it will happen before they have a chance to vote. I just can’t wait!
Boy have I pulled the wool over everyones eyes. They will never figure out all the secret stuff I have been up to.
Heres hopeing the union voters don’t realize whate were doing to the postal workers till after the election.
Watching “Hardball” sends shivers up my leg!
Golly, I think I have an American Birth Certificate.
I bet the dummies will re-elect me.
And the REALLY funny part? Most of them still think it’s all Bushes fault!
Joe, you were right. Obamacare is a REALLY big flippin deal!
Oh it feels good screwing the American people since I am not one of them.
If you know you are stupid, grin and close your eyes.
another 5 trillion down? i hope vladimir is proud of me. after my election i’ll make it another 5. oh joy, giggle giggle.
Am I squeezing enough?????
I sure fooled you, didn’t I.
Picture post:::
I am still squeezing!!!!
What, me worry?
I just thought of something, “Pittsburgh zoo has an African lion and I’m a lying African running the zoo”
Hitler made alot of mistakes, haha, thats silly, I got them all under control in my persute for control!
Hope and change! Wait ’till they see what I REALLY want to change!
Those Americans are SO STUPID!
Yes, and they thought that I would not be able to make any “significant change”!!
They think I actually care about them?
JOE REMEMBER WHEN BILL, SAID YES BUT I DIDN’T INHALE ,AN THEY EVEN BELIEVED THAT ONE
I sure fooled the the fools and they bought right into my promises for change, and did I give them change, but no hope!
DRILL FOR OIL, NOW JOE THAT FUNNY
I can’t wait ’til they find out where I was born!
Yes, I farted.
I just can’t wait to see the look on their faces after the election when I’m free to do what I really want to do.
What fun! George Soros is going to be so happy with me.
Arn’t I just the most wonderful!!
Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella
Joe, we’re on camera! Get your hand out of my pocket. It tickles.
I think they are going to buy it again!
what…me worried?
I was just kidding – I’ll be better next term!!!
You can trust me!
They thought Ray Charles was blind!
Joe Biden is intelligent? That’s a good one!
Ha! Got ‘em again!
I didn’t say ANYTHING to the Russian … APRIL FOOL’S DAY!!! Lol!
Hope and change . . . right . . . gotcha!!
Debt Schmedt
I’m so brilliant, I don’t have to be bothered understanding economics
Ha ! Ha ! I guess they didn’t read my books. Don’t they know ‘Once a Muslim — Always a Muslim ?
Ain’t it great? The media bought my faked Hawaii birth certificate!!!
They actually thought I would be good for America! Hooya
“You’ve gotta be kidding! They think I’m not going
to be President next year!”
Wait till they see what’s really up my sleeve!
Oh, Vlad, you crack me up, girlfriend!
“What! Me worry???”
“What?? Me WORRY????”
Oh the things I can mess up when I am elected. I will be the king of mess ups.
TeeHee I’ll pit American Republican and Democrat against each other and while they’re bickering, I sneak in martial law over some made up catastrophe and declare myself king! I’m almost there! Who needs ACORN.
Oh! Com on ! What’s another trillion or two in debit.
Yo Dawg! What really cracks me up is, after all the stuff I’ve said and done, they still don’t think I’m a Muslim.
Geeeee Did I Doooo That????
heh heh heh, I AM SATAN!!!
You Can Keep Your Doctor
Gee! it is so much fun putting the shaft to the American people. I can hardly contain my self.
I really love bananas .
Just wait you idiots I’ll show you real dictatorship!!
Ha HA fooled you again, didn’t I ?Get you soon sucker.
Until The next dis-con-cert.
The Great Dis-cord-ant Truth seeker. Amen
That’s a good one! Ha, Ha, Democrats smart? Ha, Ha, Ha, they fell into my plan easily .How smart could they be?
Tee hee, I haf just begun. Ach tung!
I haf only begun. Ach tung!!!
I get this feeling running up my leg every time Chris Matthews says nice things about me!
THOSE CHRISTIANS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING..ANOTHER 4 YRS OF TRAINING IS JUST AHEAD
I really fooled you.;
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, I WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT???!!!!
Oh my god I gave myself a weggie.
Oh Goodie. I just heard Al Green sing and he sounds just like me!
I’m the joke, but so far so good!
It’s sooooo good to be KING!
CHANGE? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET!
I can’t believe you really bought that!!!!!!!!!! I’m sooooooooo GOOD! Give me 4 more years and you won’t even recognize this country!
This is so true it’s scary
Hee! Hee! Hee! I sure fooled all those stupid people who voted for me!
CHANGE! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET!
What?? Me not get re-elected? You’ve got to be kidding.
I fooled ‘em once. I can do it again and then the party’s on!
“These dumb Americans-not one has the guts to stand up to me”.
My second term is going to be soooooooo goooooood! (not for America, but for me, that is)
Shovel Ready Jobs? I was just giving money to my union supporters.
Sorry I didn’t think you notice we took 50,000,000,000 out of Medicare
If only the voters knew what’s really in my “health care” plan!
“What, me worry?”
Just kidding! I really LOVE America!
“Oh stop it silly! Obama the KING that’s going to far! I like it! But go on you big silly, I do like the sound of it don’t you?”
And they swallowed it hook line and sinker
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha –Oh, Vladimir stop! You’re killing me! Ha-ha-ha-ha
The fools will never catch on. You know that! Ha-ha-ha-ha
“Ha…..ha……ha……if they only knew what my future plans are!”
Ask me no questions & I’ll tell you no lies!
Cha, cha, chaaanges are just around the corner again………
If you don’t ask, I won’t tell!
Brusha, brusha, brusha
New Obama healthcare
Tricked you all to believe
That I am really a thief!!
Yes, I drank the Koolaid! & It tastes great!
Soon I will appoint myself king forever.
Boy! I sure pulled one over on the Americans when I signed the Obamacare!
What? Me worry? I’m going to be crowned King soon!
“That Fart was WET”
So you caught me in a little fib. My mom did have health insurance.
It’s Only Money!
“There really IS a death panel you dumb ol’seniors.
HeeHeeee …….and Republicans think they can beat me!!!!!
Don’t worry about taxes. We need the money, and 95% IS your fair share!
WELL, KISS MY GRITS!
Good.
Be serious! I won’t lose the election
I told you there would be change.
Whee! We are on the road to socialism…
“Just wait until after the election when I will be more flexible”
look im blind just like the rest of the liberials
ha ha ha i lied ha ha ha theres going to be change alright im going to bankrupt america
You know when he tells a lie his lips move.
Oooooooo……printing money is so much fun!
You really believed everything I said during my first campaign? ROFL!
Wait until you hear everything I have to say during my second campaign!
“I have them, the people are so stupid, America is finally going down!”
Hope and Change? Pshaw!
I just can’t wait to get back to Vladimir after I win the November election.
Gimme a break Medvedev ; I’ve been a Commie longer than you ! And My Communist Party Membership # is LOWER than Yours ; just ask Putin !!!!
You thought I had an energy policy, funny
I so have them, they are so stupid, G. D. America is going down!
The joke is on those useful idiots who voted for me!
$16 Trillion in debt? That’s not real money. Just wait until my second term when I will have a lot more flexibility.
“Come on ‘Bro.’, you can trust me!”
HEE,,HEEE, They still don’t know I’m a Muslim, and that’s why I’m bringing this country down, so my brothers can take over here, and then we will get the rest of all this oil here,, I will be “KING OBAMA” !!!!!
Gotcha again!!!
One more term, then it’s back to organizing those communities with some REAL clout… I’ll be better in retirement than Jimmy Carter – no doubt!
Silly people, they think they know what’s best for themselves!
Oh Chris Matthews, stop it!
Can you believe those conservatives don’t think I’m the Messiah!
Row, row, row your boat – gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily… Life is but a dream… I am the best orator, with a little help. I have it down about those inflections of the voice and the words that definitely tug at their heart strings!
Ahh, Ha Ha, I fooled the sucka’s again !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What! Me worry?
Wait till they see what I do after the election!
HA HA Look at me, I am a Capitalist.
Can you believe it! They think I really care!
AFTER I`M REELECTED, WE`LL STICK IT TO `EM AGAIN………………………….
Are you kidding? A photo I. D. to vote? All those dogs and dead folks will be disenfranchised!
Snookered the American people again, YES!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICA IS SO GULLIBLE AS TO BELIEVE WHAT I SAY.!! THEY ARE STUPID AND LAZY.
We’ve got them Joe
Ahhhhh… It’s good to be inebriated with my own sense of grandeur!
Boy!!! Do I ever have the Americans fooled!!!!!!!!!
You tickle my fancy Mr. Medvedev, sure—we’ll talk about that later when Putins back in office.
I have fooled most of the fools most of the time, and I’ve fooled some of the fools some of the time. Now – if I can fool the rest of the fools the rest of the time, I might just get re-elected and fool the fools again. Was this a great country, or what!
Ha Ha Ha – I gotcha!!!!!
Being president means always having the best parties in town.
“And this is my impersonation of Ray Charles……….”
Ha ha ha!….The People!….Ha ha ha!
“Missile Defense? Who do they think I am? Ronnie Rayguns?”
“…and they told me he was a Democrat proctologist!”
GOTCHA! None of this has been real. We Democrats and Muslums played a big April Fool Joke on America. I wasn’t elected president;, heck, I’m not even an American citizen. I’m just another college-drop out looking for some fun.
I am the the agent of hope and change – just a few words of hope from me and I can decide how their lives change. We the people then becomes We – those of us in government, and those of us who work to achieve my vision… Now, where do I need to look to find that teleprompter in this room (This flag pin on my lapel is really a nice touch – I gotta thank Boehner for the idea the next time we’re together in front of a hot mic!)
No that was Muhammad Ali’s tag line
What who me worry?
Don’t be silly of course the economy is doing fine!
Boy did I pull the wool over their eyes in 2008. They believed every lying word.
Those stupid Christian’s believed me.
And I can sing like Louis Armstong TOO!!
Oh well, what’s another Trillion!!!
Isn’t it fun to fool the voters…wow can’t wait til next term.
I’m laughing all the way to the bank, I made sure there would be one left for me to go to.
I can’t believe It, All these DUMB people really think I am telling the truth!
Will someone please slap some sense into this idiot?
“I am president, see me roar
as I am going out the door”
Alright, you caught me….ok, yes, you will lose your health insurance plan under Obamacare.
I can’t believe they still think I care about this country! How silly is that!
Yee Haw! 3 years ago I couldn’t spell President and now I are one.
“Just kidding.”
Looks like we’ve got ‘em again, Barney! Sure, I’ll name him as your replacement.
Since I’m a king with all the servants under me, how will the doubters ever be able be able to prove I’m an imposter no matter how right they are!!
“YOU KNOW .. I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS EASY! THEY ARE JUST LIKE SHEEP!”
What, me worry?
Me? Being re-elected? Ha! Ha!
Obamacare for all? OK, just kidding…..
I got these teeth, a teleprompter, Nobel Prize and da White House for parties;
George Soros, what a guy. Wana Golf?
ha..ha.. You think this is bad……wait till my second term…
You were right, Mr. Soros, the stupids will believe anything. We’re on a roll. Wheeeeeeeee!!
My imitation of a Chinese money lender.
Got them AGAIN
If you really believed that one, I’ve got better ones.
“WHAT – ME WORRY ?”
Ha, ha, I pulled another fast one of the people of the U.S.A.
So many gullible people…. This too easy!
Lying! silly boy, i ‘m a politician
The Mike is on? Oh, I didn’t really mean that.
Could Have Fooled Me!!!!
gottachya!!!
I can’t believe the majority of Americans actually believed that phony birth certificate you created!!
Israel upset? They are too small to be upset! I like big countries like Iran, the bigger the better…….
yes,I did it and I;m glad,glad,glad, Do you hear me GLAD
Yes,I did it and I;m glad,glad,glad. Do you hear me GLAD
TeeHee! I’m having SO much fun on my retirement pay, which is way more than most of you earn!
“I can’t wait until November, you ain’t seen nothin yet”
“OK, so I lied about EVERYTHING and made a mess of the economy! But, you have NOT lived if you haven’t heard me sing!”
Ooooo, that felt so good, pardon he odor.
They bought another lie, hook,line, & sinker!
Socialism is fun when you’re the political elite!!
Remember when I told them if they liked their insurance plan and their doctor they could keep them.
Balance the budget! That’s a good one.
Sooooo, what are they going to do.
“Thst’s just one of the jokes your forefathers left you.”
When I’m reelected, I’ll give all our missiles to Russia.
I ‘m just so cool, I am cute !
Boy, do I have you fooled!
“I have pulled the prank of the millenium, being a native-born Kenyan and elected as the President of the United States of America”.
Joe Biden, you did it again. I am so grateful that I picked the only man for VP who could make me look smart no matter what I say.
succahhs!!!
Of course I’ll get another term – with George, Hollywood, the unions and Panthers at my back, I can’t lose! The ‘Gimme’ faction is so stupid!!!……….
……and those fools are going to vote for me again.
we fooled them again….the elections in the bag!.
I am so tickled with myself and ALL of the stuff that I am getting away with!!
I was just kidding..He He He
It’s Bush’s fault. It’s the Republican’s fault. It’s the Tea Party’s fault. It’ the 1% fault. It’s big oil’s fault. How many more tries do I get?
“Bidden said that? I knew that Bidden would make me look great in the White House.”
I fooled the suckers again.
Thank Allah for all these dumb Americans, I snuck another one by them.
My African-American community…I’ll still have them eating out or my hands. I’m the one giving them their food stamps along with many many other things they THINK only I can give them for free. OF course they will vote for me AGAIN!
I’m so happy I finally found my birth certificate.
Can you say, Louis Armstrong
My pearly whites? Gotta thank my Republican dentist!!!!!!
“Three Liberal New York born women on The Supreme Court. Now that’s what I call Diversity”.
“And you thought I’d give you the change I promised…..Suckah!”
“They don’t realize the Koran allows you to lie in the service of Islam”.
And you doubted my intentions!!!
Do I believe that the end justifies the means? …. don’t make me laugh!……. How did you find that out?
“Executive Orders make me the King of the World”.
Yeah,I really WAS BORN in Kenya !
I tell ‘em, “It’s George’s fault.” Works every time!
I just can’t wait to tell them what I have is store for them when I’m reelected.
What?! Me cut costs?! I’m living it up!
That Chris Matthews just sends a chill up my leg!
“and they actually thought I would have a transparent government”.
and you thought i was a Christian???? my Islamic teachers would be so proud…
I got ya!
There’s more change coming!!!
After 3 years, those fools just proved I was not born here!
My lies are so unbelievable I crack myself up.
I can’t believe I’m actually getting away with this!
I just love screwing the people, their to dumb to believe otherwise!!!
Of course I am happy Soros. We have this wonderful world in our pocket. I will be king and you will be my queen.
Smile, just a new adventure for the two of us.
Gotcha … again!
” I can’t wait to see the expression on their faces, when we add that second “S” to USA!
ME LYE??? HA
It’s so easy to fool enough people to get re-elected.
Like Alfred E Newman says, “What, me worry”.
ObamaCare repealed???…… not a chance!! Those judges WILL do my bidding because I own them !!!
“What? Me Worry”?
I just kill myself,I’m good at killing things,like freedom,economy,speech,etc.
It’s only $1 and a half trillion of new debt!
Ya’ll are makin’ me blush- Shucks, all I ever wanted was to be Emperor- for the rest of my life!
Tee Hee Hee……I have most of you believin’ I was born in the USA!
Along with giving illegals the right to vote, intemidating the media, and the money from George Soros, I have pulled off the greatest hoax on the American people in it’s 235 year history. You could say, “I’ve perpetrated the joke of the century!”
MAYBE I CAN’T GOVERN, BUT I SURE CAN SING….I…I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
I keep tellin’ ya….these Americans believe every promise I make no matter how much I lie!! They’re stupid!!
The American People are so stupid!! They never saw me coming!! I am going to take this country down and become a dictator. Ha Ha Ha
Suckaaas, You wanted a fundamental change.
IF I’M THE WORST PRESIDENT SINCE JIMMY CARTER I BETTER SMILE LIKE HIM !!!
I have a vast collections of answers with no memory of the question
What me a socialist? Ya gotta be kidding !
“The people really don’t understand all the programs I have initiated to destroy the country.”
Hold out your hand, shut your eyes; and get ready for a Big Surprise!- Your PINK SLIP!
“I fooled some of the people all of the time”!
lookit’ the numbers on my soro’s paycheck!!!
America’s economy, unemployment, and gas prices are laughable, as long as I keep my eyes closed!
Not another term? Quit messin with me bro!
I’ve screwed em over once, I’ve screwed em over twice, Now I’ll do it again!
“This is my Ray Charles impersonation!”
I fooled America.
I’m so good. The people never saw it coming!
” I know that I am NOT a natural born citizen, but nobody cares”. “They are all idiots.”
ME?, A RACIST? OH YEAH !!!!!!!!!!
Do you think that Romney will beat you
Please, I haven’t a clue!
I just farted… and Nancy P. thinks it was Biden.
I just love Socialism !
I just farted… and Nancy P. thinks it was Biden
I LOVE THIS JOB, no matter what, i’m going to be payed for the rest of my life.
OBAMACARE; it’s just a joke
Oh, thilly boy. Do it again!
I became President. The jokes on them them..
I promised you change in 2008 and now in 2012, “TRUST ME”, I will give you more of the same……..
Yeesh! I can’:t believe my March Madness brackets just got broken!
NOTE: You don’t ALL think he really has his mind on the good of this country, do you? He is more interested in basketball, golf, etc.
I AM SOOOO EXCITED I THINK MITT WILL BEAT ME AND I WILL NOT HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK!!
WHAT—–ME WORRY ???????
And you believed that birth certificate!
The funny thing is they think I really care.
What? The Americans have no bread, ha, ha, ha, ha, let them eat cake!
These Stupid Americans, I really got them this time. They think my healthcare program will be shot down in court!
These voters have No clue ! I fooled them before– I can do it again.
As long as 51% are fooled, I’m back in office.
My new campaign slogan?, “We do it right the second time!”
I cracks me up how stupid som of the American People are!!!!
Still laughing about the “shovel ready jobs”.
You didn’t really believe me, did you!
“See, I told you I could fool those idiots.”
I JUST SPENT ANOTHER BILLION ON MY FAMILY
You fools, I am going to win re-election in a landslide because unregistered voters will be allowed and we will be voting early and often…we will always have ways to prove we are not cheating, just like we always do !
The First time…shame on me.
The Second time…shame on YOU!
My dentist did these for free!! SOCIALISM YEH!! (think again)
Aw shucks-just kidding
ME not re-elected?!! Please……that’s rediculus!
I can’t believe how stupid these people are. I’m a shoo-in for reelection.
I can’t wait for the increased flexiblity to screw you all more than I have.
ME not re-elected?!!! Please…that’s just silly!
I’m such a little devil!!
I’ve got ‘em just where I want ‘em!
Boy – do I have them snowed!
Obama is no B F D.
The Jokes on YOU !!!
and here’s my “Satchmo” impression
Who said Dental insurance? Not included because I don’t need it – SEE!!
Shovel-ready jobs??? Come on! Give me a break. I was only joking.
“what me worry” Alfred E Newman
Who cares now? Me and my family are set for life!
What? me loose the Presidency, not even if Obamacare is struck down by the Supreme Court, never happen….
Caption for photo: Papers? Papers? I don’t need no stinkin’ papers!
Who cares what happens now? Me and the family are set for life!.
Ha Ha I fooled you all
It feels so good to “Destroy America” that I’m “TINGLING” all over; I need ANOTHER “Tax-Payer” Vacation!!!!
I gots the change baby…
Got’cha, again!
THOSE idiots thought I meant change for the good of the country not changeto commusium OR the way Europe is today, a total wreak.
Supreme Court? F ‘em if they can’t take a joke!
Oooooh, Reggie! CUT IT OUT!
RON PAUL IS THE NOMINEE !
I can’t believe how stupid these sheeple are! They buy every lie I throw at ‘em! And they KNOW I’m lying!!!
Well Silly ME ! I thought I could be a good President
And Chris Mathews thought he had a tingle running down his leg.
I called it Health Care Affordable Act, what a bunch of bull, oooh! Laughing so hard, tears are coming to my eyes.
i love spending other peoples money
“These stupid Americans will believe anything”.
They think i’m bad now wait till they see what happens if I get re-elected.
“ha,ha,ha,That was a smelly one and they didn’t even know I did it!
“One of my idols once said ‘Tell the same lie often enough and people will come to believe it’s true’. RIGHT ON, Adolf. RIGHT ON !!!”
“What Me Worry” or “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way” or “Dam the Torpedo’s, Full speed Ahead”
Hee, hee – what a bunch of buffoons. They wanted change and here it is – my way.
FOUR YEARS OF GOLF AND VACATIONS FOR ME AND MY FAMILY AND THEY STILL PAY ME FOR LIFE..
ALI BE PRAISED!!!!!!!!
My grandma knew where I was born, but no one here knows I was born in Kenya, dummies..ha, ha, ha……….
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
FOUR YEARS OF GOLF AND VACATIONS AND THEY PAY ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
ALI BE PRAISED!!!!
They’re gonna elect me again! How stupid can they be?
I’ll be more ‘flexible’ — ‘after the election!’
Fooled them again…it’s been another good day!
They think that they will catch me in the many lies I have told them BUT I’m too smart for them…I just laugh at them, they see my smiling face and U got it…Fooled them again…I’m soo smart.
I’m not laughing at you,——-Ok, so I am laughing at you. I’s funny!
I just love it when a plan comes together. Fooled em again!
“And when I think about what I can accomplish in my second four years, – - – - I just get tickled all over!! There’ll be NO STOPPIN’ DADDY”
Whos My Daddy
Death panels! Don’t be foolish.
They compared the $600 Million Mega Millions Lottery odds of winning to about the same as becoming President? That’s silly–I did it!
I am so happy gas prices are up, now everyone will go out and buy a government subsidized Chevy Volt!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I’m not a natural-born U.S. citizen! Fooled most of you!
I swallowed the canary.Trying to hold it down.
That doesn’t smell to bad!
i am the smartest person in washington,the U.S.A. THE WORLD HAAAAA
“They told me to cheer up, things could be worse. So, I cheered up and sure enough, things got worse!”
P.T. Barnum was wrong. You CAN fool them all of the time.
They think ObamaCare is actually about HEALTH care??
I feeel the Power, all over my body…
You think I’m really great BUT I’ve got you fooled!!
“I was just kidding, I said that BEFORE the election! You didn’t believe me, did you?”
“They actually believe me!”
“You’re kidding! Biden actually said that?
I’VE GOT NINE MORE MONTHS TO BLOW TAXPAYERS’ MONEY ON EXTRAVAGANT VACATIONS FOR MY FAMILY, AND THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!
You’ve heard the term “laughing all the way to the bank”?…..Well, I’M DOING IT!….and you know
what else?…..I’n gonna be a King someday…SOON! HeHeHe
FOUR YEARS OF VACATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND THEY PAY ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
ALI BE PRAISED!!!!
Hoo-boy, the gullibility of the American people just tickles me pink!
Boy, I pulled a good one over the american voters, didn’t I.
Republicans have good ideas???? Now, that’s funny!
Georgia. Georgia. bankrupting Georgia is on my mind.
The sheep think I’m telling them the truth. Hee!, Hee!, Hee!
You think this term was fun, wait and see what happens for the next 4 years!!!
Having so much fun partying and traveling on the taxpayers’ money!
Look at ‘em out there, eager to vote themselves into dictatorial captivity.Hey fools, vote Democrat, there’s lots of room in those FEMA camps! That’s hysterical!
Taking a dump without government help.
Another failure of Affirmative Action!!!
I think Bill Maher is a hoot! Thanks for the mill…
They REALLY have no idea…hahaha!
Tell the truth????????Speak from the heart???????Show the peasants my documentation??????????? Reggie, puhlease!
Hee, hee, hee, I got it all!!!
Why even have an election, these fools are just going to re elect me.
How’s that “hope and change” working out for ya,suckers.
You voted for Ron Paul!!!!!
I’m slicker than slick willie ever was!
Honey Im pulling a big one on the American people
Cutting loose some black eyed beans at Biden’s house.
I’m foolin’ some of the people ALL the time!!!
Can you imagine; when they find out EVERYTHING we have gotten away with
What did you expect when you elected a president that is a citizen of another country?
WOW! THAT JUST TICKLES MY MAO ***
Mr.Obama is informed the federal government’s growth has gone exponential.
Those ignorant peasants believe me!
You people are so stupid. Ignorance goes hand in hand with gullibility.
GOTCHA!!
I don’t care what they say, I’ll have more flexibility after the fools re-elect me!
Introducing the D.C. winner of the Ray Charles Look-Alike contest
Boy, Have got them fooled!
Psalm 59:8 KJV
But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision .
Boy, I’ve got-em now!!!!
Enough already about silly gas prices, petty unemployment, and Obama Care…Let’s talk about me!
Did you hear the one about the guy from Kenya that trashed America in four years and then convinced them that he needed four more years to complete the job?
Keep it up candidates , your killin’me……..hahahahahahahaha and thanks a bunch
Sandy, you’re one of many that I see on comments pages that don’t know that “you are” is contracted to “you’re,” not “your.” Correct grammar is important.
Rajah go back to sleep. Dont worry about peoples grammar and punctuation.
WHAT, ME WORRY?
Things could be worse! Re-elect me and I’ll prove it!!! He-Haw, He-Haw!
And the truth comes out, folks………If he truly could walk on water, then his feet wouldn’t be ticklish
I screwed them, I screwed them, all of America money in my Swiss bank account!
I just saw the way you spelled “recieve”.
Almost as funny as my “57 states” comment!!!!!!!
The worst thing that ever happened to this country. A muslim.
Caption: Awe, just wait till after elections; I’ll really get my flexibility grove on!
Nothing can stop me. Ever heard of a Reichstag?
Can you believe the polls say that I will be re-elected!!!!
Listen to this! Listen to this! Conservatives expect me to stay at the White House more, act Presidential and even do some work.
Just watch and see, with the UN Arms Trade Treaty, I’ll get their guns too. Dumb A–es!
“Oh Dmitry, you and Vladimir are so funny…you make me laugh!”
OH GOOD, MOOCH IS ON VACATION AGAIN !!!!
Can you believe the polls say that I will be re-elected!!!
How silley. How could I ever be a Muslim?
They don’t know I’m buying my way to 4 more years.
Retire at what age!
My comment would be “YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME”
Transparent Government?
Those fools actually believe anything I say!
“Who, Mitt Romney?”
Silly people- I know I’m cute
“Oh, I was just kidding about $10 a gallon gas!”
so you think that I am a Muslim, how .
Thats interesting but I’m not going to change what I do.
I told you they would believe everything I said regardless of the Truth!
Shouda taken my fiber!!
“I’m so cute – they love everything I say!!!!!
Thats interesting, but I’m not going to change what I do…..
Isn’t it great how I can use my useful idiots to do my bidding?
I get a thrill up my leg when I watch Chris Matthews
Gotcha, didn’t I ! Just wait to see what happens to your precious America in my NEXT term!!! Ha Ha, Hee Hee!
You thought I wanted gas prices to go down?
if you think whar i did the first four years is bad wait till i get reelected
And dey thought change and hope meant something good!!
Nanny nanny boo-boo
I’m as wrong as stop sign on a freeway, but I don’t care.
man i am good!better than slick willie.
HA-HA-HA THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!!!!
The fools really believed me & elected me.
HOPE & CHANGE not what they expected!
“You really believed what I said?”
Biden can’t speak due to an infection, and it maybe permanent!
By the time it becomes law, they won’t know what hit them!
Hey Bro let me ax yo a question…I show did F#@% them wasp motherf#@%*rs good for my Islamic Bro’s…Didn’t I????
Look at these pearly whites you just bought me.
You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time, Ya right!
They thought Obamacare would be repealed!
GOTCHA! Again! LOL
Did Biden said that!
REALLY!? I’m the President , Of course I can do ANYTHING, HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
You Americans are so dumb.
GOTTCHA!!!……….Fools.
Hehehe I love spending other people’s money!
Look at me.. I’m so cute, and smart too,I fooled the whole country.
…And I never even had to use Vaseline!
My suggested caption: Am I concerned about rising gasoline prices? You GOT to be kidding!!
Would I lie to you.
Oh Nancy, I’m so full of BS it even amazes me.
“My first term has been such a joke!!”
When the fools elect me again, the fun will really begin!!!!
It’s so good to be the king!
That was the easiest scam I ever pulled off !!!!
I can’t believe there are so many stupid people in this country that believe I’m right!
And you think the ‘birthers’ will finally be heard? You gotta be kidding.
You CAN fool all of the people, all of the time!
I’m laughing, but the jokes on you!
I’ve fooled them AGAIN!
What do you mean they hate me …….your kidding
Come on now! I was just kidding!
You really think those nine buffoons in ancient black robes can stand in my way?
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you.
GOTCHA!!!!
It still cracks me up that Stupak bought my lies!
GOTCHA!!!
Just kidding. You know lies are just more fun.
They actually think I care about them.
Can you believe those Stupid Liberals want to re-elect a Communist!!!
I’m taking over America and making it MINE!!!
HEE HAW…..HEE HAW….HEE HAW…..I JUST LIKE THE SOUND….A DONKEY MAKES….REMINDS ME OF BACK HOME…ONLY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION…..HEE HAW….HEE HAW….HEE HAW…
I can’t believe I fooled them all.
I have duped the Americans yet again! Man I love my job! I am so good at playing pretend President.
YES! I fooled them all.
I’m so Pretty, oh so pretty!!
Tickle ME again Elmo!!
Imagine that I’m running for re-election and they still believe I was born in America.
I own a car company, a bank, an oil company and now I own YOU- ha, ha!!
CHANGE ? I WAS JUST KIDDING….
I’m a president and you’re not, I’m a president and you;re not , nah nah nah nah nah nah….
Did that cheeseburger have pink slime in it?
Vladimir, they don’t have any idea…
It’s really funny, they’l beleive anything I say!
They believe what I say !
“My approval ratings are dropping so fast that the people in Kenya are now saying I was born in the USA!”
These idiots will vote for me and don’t even know who I am !!!!!!!!!!
Don’t be silly Ben. If the printer is broken just go out and buy another one
Slip me some skin Mr. Putin, I goin to be like you!
Becoming America’s first dictator is easy, I just use my executive power.
These people are just too stupid to see what I am doing
When the fools elect me in November, I get to join the elite club of dictators. Hitler, Stalin Chavez and Castro!! Yay!!
Those American suckers still believe in honesty and fair play, just wait until I’m re-elected!
“President Bush, I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blamming you!”
I look like and idiot,act like an idiot, but I’m not . I know what I’m doing.
“…and I even said, standing before the Greek columns, that Monday we would begin to transform America — they STILL didn’t believe me!”
OOPS I farted.
You want me to gas up Air Force 1 with larve?
I FOOLED THEM AGAIN!
I’m having a good time spending your money!
This cracks me up ! I don’t even have to defend my decisions the MSM does it for me !
America, you want the dental plan I have? SORRY! You get Obamacare!
“Say it again, Joe.”
O no my JOCK is to tight!!!!
I got your gu-uns nah nah nah nah nah naaahh.
What a country!!
Want to go for a ride on my Jumbo Jet?
It’s not on my dime!!
Don’t be silly… My name is Barack Hussein Obama!!! The American people know that Barry Soetoro was born in Indonesia!! Now…about the pipeline.
they are about to make the same mistake twice.
This is how I feel whenever t think of Joe Biden!
Lier,Lier Pants on fire, Can’t fool us a second time.
And you idiots will vote for me again!
Boy, have I got those stupid Americans fooled!
When I get elected for four more years, I get to be a dictator!!
I made you look,I made you look,I made you buy a penny book.SUCKAH
Boy, have I got these stupid Americans fooled!
What gas shortage?
Heh, Heh, I promised “change” in 2008. Wait til you see what happens in 2012 when I am re-elected. Nobody will be able to stop my run amuck government!
Whats Happening!!! You can fool all the people all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!!!! Me tella lie?????
They think I was born here! Idiots!
I heard Romney is a conservative.
SURE IS FUN TO TROLL AMERICA…
Nancy and Harry still don’t know what is in the health care bill.
“I think I’m feeling that thrill Chris Mathews talked about”
“They don’t know that the pipeline from Oklahoma to Texas will be 6 feet long, 3 feet on the OK side, and 3 feet on the TX side.”
The American people don’t have have a clue.
They really believe I’m a caring Christian, and not a murderous Muslim!
Having a ball spending all their money, laughing all the way to the bank!!
America has been Very Very Good too ME!
Ohhhh! I gotta quit eatin’ with President Calderon so often. That foods good but it proves that just because something free it dosen’t mean you won’t wind up paying for it in the end!
Was it good for you?
That Bill Maher just cracks me up!!
” I’m planning on calling Marshall law before the next elections and installing myself in as America first dictator”. “And the American people can’t stop me”.
I knew that mike was on, its part of my plan for transparency!
Military intelligence? That one always makes me laugh.
I know I am going to lose the Presidential election in November. Isn’t this a great Country!
Don’t you just love the way I’m destroying the USA.
What, me worry?!
“They just love me”
Oh,Iwas just kidding,its not true
They said I couldn’t get away with it!
Gotcha!!
It’s OBCare and all that Jazz
Those stupid Americans
Oh, I was just kidding,its not true
For the caption contest: ” I can’t believe that all these fools cane out to hear me lie to them and paid for their fuel and my fuel to get here!”
I told you they’d believe me.
Pretending to be President is so much fun !!
I gotta quit eating with President Calderon so often! That food is good but it certianly shows why just because something is supposed to be free, it dosen’t mean you won’t have to pay for it in the end!
Soros was right, promise the dummies a few bucks and you can steal trillions
“Shovel-ready was not as shovel-ready as we expected,”
The American public are such suckers
That’s great, doc–truth decay!
My presidential library is going to be at 79th and WHAT?
I just can’t seem to do anything to lower my approval rating!
Tell Vladimir after I’m re-elected I’ll give him back Alaska too.
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to GOLF I go…..
Got cha, America!
–And the VP said WHAT?
I was just kidding! Can’t you take a joke?
I can’t believe they elected me either!
It’s just a “little” stretch.
Just wait until after the Election. Boy do I have a surprise for you!
See, I screwed the lot of them.
OOOps! There goes another dollar for gas! For we have high hopes!!!!
“Over $5.00 a gallon? Yeah, baby”
ME TAKE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE, NOW THAT IS SILLY
I just sat in somethin.’
Me! A world leader?
I DID IT! I DID IT!
“What do you mean, citizens have rights?”
“Screwed Whitey Again!!!”
They have already approved my likeness for the trillion dollar bill.
I can’t help it. I’m on my way to the Bank.
“You wanted me to READ the 1st Amendent? I didn’t take ‘Speed Reading’ in…where was it I went to school?
“Oh, you tickle my toes!”
Can you believe it…..they actually think they can win the next election!
“It feels so GOOOOOOD to be President”
“Yeah, they think I’m just a Democrat……”
… and the BEST part is they STILL BELIEVE ME! Ain’t it a hoot?!
First, higher taxes, get reelected and give the Russians what they want, then I can finish eliminating Democaracy!!!
Oh Gosh
Don’t worry Vladimir, the flag pin means nothing. I won’t wear it after the election.
I’m even slicker than ole Willie!!!
Aren’t I good!!
This is great, golf, vacations, parties–all made possible by the liberal media and complacent idiots!
Girl’s just want to have fu-un!
I lied, I lied, tee hee hee hee and no body knows.
“I lied”
Hee! Hee! Hee! SUCKERS!
She actually pulled my finger !!!
I know something the people don’t know. I’m destined to win the next election.
“CHANGE”
Those stupid Americans, they think I am one of them.
Stop Vladimir stop, that tickles.
…..and they said I couldn’t fool all of the people all of the time!
I am on the ballot in Russia.
For the caption contest may I suggest…..”I can’t believe how much fun I’m having fooling the American people”
“This is terrific, A white-mexican kills a black teenage thug and I get to make points race-baiting. Is America great or what?”
Sometimes I laugh so hard… Tears run down my legs…
Having George Soros hand up my back tickles.
Oww! Vladimir are all Russian men that BIG?
I still can’t believe it; I’m in the big seat!
stupid people they never saw me coming and I won’t be going
Mitt Romney ????
HEE HEE HEE GOTACH ! ! ! ! !
So, you really think I am a legitimate President.
I got’em again!
As Nero fiddle as Rome burned. Obama laughs as he ruins the Country.
Well, actually I did inhale a little bit. Got any M&M’s?
They think I was born in the USA
HEE HEE HEE GOTCHA ! ! ! ! !
My re-election strategy is to change my name back to Barry Soetoro and run against Obama’s record.
Here’s the winner! But it’s kindal like one of those comedy/horror movies.
Bozo doing Louie Armstrong!!
From community organizer to nation organizer in one election. Gotcha!
It’s hilarious, I pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people.
OK, you caught me, but it was just a little lie.
HEE HEE HEE GOTTCHA
No, no, no, you silly people! I didn’t mean change for your good!
I love teleprompters!
You’re gonna laugh — turns out there was only one shovel-ready job. And Biden called dibs!
This “blame game” works better than leadership. Thank you MSM.
“I still can’t believe they elected me President”
“I fooled ‘em all !”
Heee Hawww Heee Hawww
Grinning like the idiot he is!!
P.-profusely
O.-optimistic
T.-that
U.- UR
S.-stupid
= Obama’s definition of his office
After I ram Obamacare thru, by this time next year I’ll have a perfect bracket in the NCAA b’ball tourney!!!
I will have the last laugh, when I declare martial law!
All this and I have never had to earn an honest living!
“Did I Do That?”
I just cost the American voters who elected me trillions of dollars…wait ’til those fools see what I’m gonna do when I have more flexibility in the next four years. I got nothing to lose then. Vladimir hold on, I’m coming buddy.
Man, I pulled off the best sno-job since Adolp Hitler!
Man, I just put another one over on these commoners! This is even more fun than I thought it would be!
Gee, being God is fun.
Oh yeah man, I will be re-elected in 2012, no problem.
Every one thought I couldn’t control Hillary.
Ha! Screwed ‘em again!!!
Its not my job !
Hope and Change, Baby! You Hope I will Change!
Yes, Mahmoud, I can imagine the look on the Israelies faces whn you fire the nuclear missle at them.
Bill Maher just contributed a Million Dollars to my reelection. Silly boy!
I know, you thought the Change was getting rid of the corruption, boy is the laugh on you
Silly People I got alot more Trix that will stick
Gas is $4.00 a Gallon!
This Dictator stuff is fun!!!!!
” I am giddy, the destruction of America is coming along just fine.”
Yeah,,,I was born in Hawaii…as a matter of fact I was born on the 4th of July, why, I’m a regular yankeee-doodle -dandy…go ahead, check it out..it’s all there
This Dictator stuff fun!!!!
It wasn’t me, the dog did it
Vacation, yes!
Just say NO!
Oil ? We don’t need no stinking Oil .
Oh My! Look At All The Opportunities For Division, Race, Gender, Color, Religion………..
I’m a kid in a candy shop; with no responsibilities!
You’re asking me to what, STEP DOWN?
Now that I got it in, I’m gonna twist it……….
Do I ever tell the truth??
Why is everyone singing Hit the road Jack?
“And they thought no one could take America down! Psych!”
The Fast and Furious stonewalling actually worked! Can you believe it?
What can I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What, Me Worry?”
Silly boy, you just take their money, use it to buy votes, take expensive vacations, make me their dictator and then just blame it on Georgie Boy.
They actually bought the story about being born in the USA!
Screwed you stupid people again – sorry, but I don’t feel your pain.
They thought “change” would benefit them!
I spend more government money on my family and me than any other president and you can’t do anything about it. I am special.
If they only knew what I have planned for them, it’s hilarious!
I LOVE DESTROYING AMERICA
I love being a narcisscist!
It only hurts when you bite your tongue. But just keep on lying.
DON’T MY PROMISES JUST TICKLE YOUR FANCY & YOU REALLY BELIEVE THEM!!
O glorious day people think I’m god
I’m still in office for some reason
No one knows I’m Satan
I guess things are finally looking up
I just told them Bush did it, fools!
I was against it, now I’m for it. Do it my way.
My subjects think that I care about them.
I’m so wonderful at everything I do and say, how can I possibly lose the election?
Better than Monica I tell you
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action!
These fools actually believe me!!!
George(Soros) I told you not to put porn on my
tela promp now how am I to address the nation
o well here goes nothing
“Well, that’s not really what I meant!”
I got away fooling america last election, and we are going to win and fool america again. Ha Ha Ho Ho
Another day and I’m still the President, these fools!
Yes Vladimir, Liberals are that dumb!
“The Joke is on you”
“Stop tickling me, Joe!”
4 dollars a gallon, you gotta love it
They will never get what I am really up to!
Don’t worry Dmitri, tell Vladimir that after these morons re-elect me, we can resurrect the USSR and include the US as a member.
HEHHE…. I got them again ad they don’t evn know……… what can I do next,,,,,hmmmmmmm?
Silly people, they actually think I’m looking out for THEM!!!
You just can’t believe how dumb these people are.
Oh, I love the way you love me! You are so easy.
I’m so cute and so smart. I’m the wild joker and always get what
I want.I will devower you all.
Russians, Chinese, and Muslims I can’t lose
Oh yea, I am going to make every American pay ………watch me ha ha ha
STOP IT, NANCY!!!
Got ya ……. I’m not a citizen!
I’M SUCH AN A-HOLE!!!
I am so happy. I never thought the Supreme Court would go for this Obama care
You want me to do what to the Muslums?
You think it’s funny now – wait until I am re-elected!
I’m like the energizer bunny I keep
Going and going and going
No matter what happens
You aint seen nothin yet – wait till I steal the next election!
Joe actually thought I was serious when I asked him about the HHS mandate.
Oh gee I was just kidding about the missle operation. Im not taking them out hee hee
OH YEAH, Brothers and Sisters! My Snake Oil is soooooooooo intoxicating! You all get it free in my Fabulous Obamacare product. If you liked my Free Mortgage Elixir and TARP Tonic YOU WILL LOVE THIS! Now pour me anotha, Brotha!
you mean you really believed all that pre-elections stuff……….silly you !
I’M SO CUTE AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE, if you don’t think so, just ask me!
.. and they think they will win against all of the dead people and illegal aliens that will be voting in November…
And the shark bites with his teeth dear . . .scarlet billows start to fade . .BFD . . .wanna hear some Ray Charles ?
Can you believe they’re still buying this $&@? I’m shoveling?!?!
I’m hearing voices in my head, again.
Algae? Even I think THAT is ridiculous!
Wait ’til they find out I have the Supreme Court in my back pocket!
“stop me” ha you and what army
It is so much fun fooling almost everyone.
“You actually believe that I don’t love you? (Well, I don’t!)”.
I said that in 2009…it’s great to be King
GEEEEZZZ! Iam that great, ain’t I?
If The American people think I am screwing Israel wait until I’m done here.
They are so stupid, I can make them belive anything I say. They believe Hilter no real but fiction.
” YES ,I’m still wearing a Flag Pin . “
I’m an illegal President!!!!!!!
Oh its fun pulling the wool over their eyes!
Did you really think I was telling the truth.
A’mmm, so in love with me….
“When I’m re-elected, I will have more flexability as the first dictator of the Welfare Established Republic of Barack (WE-ROB). Just think about it. I can still blame G. W. Bush!”
God I love this country, just look at all the free vacations I’ve taken at your expense.
Evolving backward
“I did it, I did it!! Disneyland will soon be all MINE”
Gas prices?
I don’t drive & I’m gonna get me one of those Govt Motor Corp electric Volts– when I’m outta office—if GMC & the Volt still exist in 2020. (Yeah I’m going for an extra 4 yrs, by presidential edict- as long as there is still money to bleed from the US turnip)
See, I have the AMAC dental plan; and you should too!
I can’t help but laugh, every time I think about how I fooled all of you!
The Supreme Court said what? Don’t make me LOL
Gotcha, Suckers!
Gotcha Suckers!
And you thought “change” was a good thing for your health and finances.
I gots them on the run now
Gotcha! Suckers!
OUCH I DIDN’T KNOW THE SUPREME COURT COULD DO THAT, I HOPE THEY DONT FIND OUT THAT I WAS BORN IN KENYA.
I am just loving the changes I’ve made to this country!
Oh George (Soros) it feels so good to transform them. I’m tickled pink.
They believed my campaign promises!!!…LOL
I really fooled those suckers!
HA,HA YOU Wanted CHANGE now that’s all you have in your pocket-CHANGE- HA,HA
HA , HA, Screwed them again and they still want more!
“THEY FELL FOR IT…!!!”
The Affordable Care Act is called Obamacare? They must have mistaken me for someone else!
I can’t believe THAT many people fell for it…….
Sorry Watch, I didn’t see yours.!! We think alike.!
Ha…just pulled another fast one on ‘em!
That painting “Scream” has nothing on me!!
…AND I SAID….HEH..HEH……IF YOU LIKE YOUR DOCTOR………
good one!!
I just farted
and they believed it all again.
I can’t lose! Every far out kook in the country thinks I am God, ready to give this country over to them.
Gotcha!
HEE HEE HEE……..
I don’t care.
It’s not MY money……………
See, I told you they heard ‘Hope and Change’ when I said ‘Dopes in Chains’!
HEE HEE HEE
I don’t care.
It’s not MY money………
By using my Divine Powers I’ve raised Gasoline Prices yet again.
Rahm, that is soooo nasty….. I just love it!!! You have got to go back to Chicago with talk like that.
I lied again, and fooled them again!
Knock, Knock, Who’s here ??
Obama without the teleprompter
” You are too stupid to know it but I am much smarter than you”
Jeese Wyatt, I asked you nicely not to stick that gun in there!
nah,nah,nah,nah,nah,nah – you’re a bunch of idiots!
You know, I really liked Nero ..
Tickled to death with myself! Got my boot, squeezing hard on America’s throat!
“GOTCHA” Wait til they elect me again !
you think I am not going to win next year…………
“GOTCHA” Wait til they elect me again !!!
I’m just so cute, you’ve GOT to love me! In fact, I just issued an Executive Order: If you DON’T love me, you’re going to pay a really big FINE!
I love it. I am destroying America and I still have idiots supporting me.
And just think Joe, these stupid American people, will surely give us another four years.
“GOTCHA” wait ti l i m elected again !!!
Did Vice President Biden really that THAT?
“…and then I let it slip to ABC, I was a Muslim and they just corrected me and forgot it.”
The suckers thought my ‘change’ would make things better!
and those stupid liberals think they know what I am going to do!
Apathy is a wonderful thing!
Yes Dr. Wright… I can see it now. I am the Ayatolla of the good ole U. S. of A. – a.k.a: the Utopia Socialista of America.
all this time and they STILL have not figured out the birth certificate thingy….Joe, they’re dumber that I thought….I feel like the pied piper and it feels so good.
The republicans think I’m sticking it to them, wait till the democrats wake up.
I’m Muslim and am doing my best to destroy this country, but I need another 4 years to complete the job.
Congess? I don’t need no steenking congress !
Joe, I told you, they’d never knew what hit them….I just love all this “union strong arm stuff” we got it made, boy.
Ok, Ok, Everything I told You these past few years was really just a Joke! Now be sure to Vote for Me this fall.
Just kidding. I’m not trying to turn the US into a Socialist country
“Guess the stimulus projects weren’t quite as shovel ready as we thought!”
Balance the budget !!!!!!!!!
“Move Over Cheshire Cat-I’m Here!”
Yeah suckers, I duped you in 2008 and things look good to re-dupe you in 2012.
Just wait until i’m reelected.
It’s just soooo much fun spending other peoples money!!!
Alllllllll Right, I convince everyone and I got what I wanted.!!!!!!
Ooh, I am sooo gooooood!
Aces are wild, and I win it all !
And they think I’m a fan of Groucho Marx.
I have Americas money under me!
“Inflate your tires to save oil, and they bought it! Could the public be any dumber?”
Ya mean there is not 57 states.
“Yeah, you dummies, GOTCHA”
OF COURSE I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of …he he he… no wait fellas, I’ll get it right this time!”
I just love putting the screws to Americans.
Awhhhh, geee, I was only kidding that I wanted to be President!!
I can’t believe they fell for that Hawaiian birth certificate! Right on the form it says “Rev 11/01″ That means fhe form itself didn’t even exist until November, 2001! Ha, ha, ha…After this, I’ll run for President of Kenya, they love a native son comin’ home! allahu wakba!
They want cheap gas, pull my finger.
I am a little Stinker!!!!!!
“Hey you, you in the zoo. I’m from Harvard, making fun of you.”
Gas Prices to high….LOL …..Not Yet!!!!
You know what is funny is that I almost got over on Americans, now let me see who could I blame now!
Smile, You’re on Candid Camera!
Mitt, Stop tickling me!
I am your Creator!
I can’t believe they were dumb enought to re-elect me, after the stuff I pulled.
I’m well on my way to destroying this country. The suckers voted for change!!!
I love gullible people!
You were right all along, I am a Muslim!
IF I WIN THE $640-million ILLINOIS LOTTO, I’LL PAY DOWN THE NATIONS NATIONAL DEBT FOR YA !!!
Caption for Obama Photo:
I can’t hardly believe it, I just pulled another fast one and they have no idea what happened!
“This picture must have been taken before November 2012″
He, He, HE…….so I took the Medicare money…………………….so what.
THIS IS JUST ME LAUGHING AT AMERICAN FOR GIVING ME FOUR YEARS OF A OPEN HAND TO RAISE OUR NATIONS NATIONAL $$$ DEBT TO A MERE $99 Thrillon BUCKARONIES, KISS ME !!!!
What’s really cool is that the ignorant electorate will believe anything I tell them.
THEY STILL DON’T KNOW ! ! !
I LUV LAUGHING AT YOU DUMMIES!!!!
“The Keystone pipeline? Now that’s the funniest thing I ever heard.”
“Let them eat cake”
Didn’t my dentist do a great job on my whitening treatment….all at taxpayers expense!
You think I care what they think? I’m the TOP DOG!
I’ll get you my prettys and your little dogs too
Man i didn’t know there was this many perks with this job free food free gas, send the wife on vacations on the tax payers.
who wouldn’t want to be elected to help the poor.
YEAH! Let’s mix up some more KOOL-AID!!
OBAMA IS JUST A MAN WITH BOOK LEARNING, BUT NO INSIGHT NOR PRACTICAL EXPIERENCE TO DO THE JOB.
——-> PLEASE GOD SAVE US —–> “VOTE, NO MO BO IN 2012″
HEY PEOPLE : Do ya see the light yet America ???????
He thinks he is soooo cute!!!!
With in the next 4 years the public will make me a KING!
It’s good to be King
They believed me they REALLY believed me….
I’m going to sink my teeth into your wallets…
My real KENYIAN name is “OBAMADAMALAMABAABINGBONGASADINGDONG”
The first laugh I had was when my shovel wasn’t ready, now it’s a ‘hot mike’!
GREAT!! Gas is now $9 a gallon!
I LAUGH AT YOU AMERICANS, CAUSE I’M SMARTER WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE TO PROOF IT !!!!!
Oh, that Sheriff…Sheriff Joe.
“I’m just giddy about screwing the American public again without their knowledge.”
My ratings are up? Good. I’ll be able to do more damage than I thought.
414 to nothing! And my budget didn’t even get one Democratic vote. But I’m still in charge you suckers. It’s time for payback.
I can’t believe how easy it is to fool people in this country!
“When I win reelection, I’ll make everyone buy a Volt!”
Gas four dollars a gallon. So I have Air Force One!
“Its just babies, and why not make the Church pay for it? That way we dont have to. DUH!”
It’s only a $16 trillion National Debt! Who, me worry; I’m part of the nobility.
Whatta ya mean, we’re removing God from government property, schools and public access? I AM on government property and I Am having my picture placed in every school and you cannot turn on a radio or tv without some mention of Obama the new god!
Joe Biden !!!!
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
Me..tell the truth???
And those idiot thought I was an American…
Ha, I don’t even need a teleprompter anymore. The liberals love me so much they believe everything I say. If I slip up, they buy into my coverup without question. I am a shoe-in for re-election. After one more term, I’ll have this country all ready for a dictator.
Oh Wow…….I love me so much I send a chill up my own leg!
Kudos to this one!!!!
It tastes minty….
See, I told you I don’t smoke anymore, see how white my teeth are!
Manipulating stupid Americans is what I do best!
Ooooooooh, you tickle me “pinko”!
Gingrich stepped in what?
Today tax funded abortions,
Tomorrow mandatory vasectomy and euthanasia.
I.m doin aright for a guy who never had a job before, that is if you don’t count selling crack, while at school
Ah go on with yourself! You’re making me blush.
They don’t realize the next election is bought and paid for with fiat money!
I’m so darned clever.
Ah, come on! Surely you know I was kidding!
…and then I said, “the republicans really think they can win!”
Yes, I do lie – truthfully.
“Shovel-Ready Jobs!” We don’t need no Steenkin” “Shovel-Ready Jobs.”
Gonna get that Mexican in Florida……………
Like the great Satchmo would say “Ohhh Yeah! Got em all fooled”
See: I have my Flag Pin on, I couldn’t find my Obama Pin. Gosh am I a GREAT PRESADENT or what !!!!
I am Ray Charles reincarnated, want to hear me sing.
I am Ray Charles reincarnated
They bought global warming and the healthcare thing?
I love me! I love me! I love me! I love me! This is so much fun!
I told ya! I am sooo cute, they cannot help but re-elect me!
Heee….Heee….Heee….They are so stupid…..They’ll believe anything I say!!
Alright who took the towel off my head!!
Oh brother! They really think Romney can beat me? What a bunch of fools. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….
Washington sure does beat Manchuria!
4 more years whoo hoo .. Then I can declare myself permanent dictator. YEAH!
Fooled you! I Lied!
Romney’s got it, Ha! Gotta love the media and Dumb Republicans ;-D
Oh! You are supposed to unwrap the suppository before you insert it!
The joke is on them…….. they voted for me!
I BELIEVE MY OWN LIES!
MORE LIES I CANT HELP MYSELF.
I don’t care I don’t pay for my own gasoline…the tax payers do !!!
OH YES I DID!!! LIE AGAIN!!!
We’ll call it a WORKING vacation.
Oh yeah, I did it again!!!!!!!!!!!
“You want gas, well here you go..” pppppppptttttttttt. That’ll be one trillion dollars please.
…….I Still can’t believe that people are stupid enough to believe me……….
I have Americans right where I want them. They do not have a clue.