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Do you think we still have most of them fooled? I’m nowhere near ready to give all of this up!
Mr. President, repeat after me…Mr. Boehner and the Republicans are right. The country is on the wrong path and I’m not doing a thing to change it.
John Boehner says “Sorry Barack, I just couldn’t hold it” !!!!!!!!
Stupid is as stupid does.
This year I’ll buy votes with cash for dentures. I love stupid people.
Keep smiling, most Americans can’t create an intelligent thought and those stupid people will elect me again for any handout I promise.
Following a St. Patrick’s Day lunch U.S. President Barack Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner are about to introduce Scotland’s Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill who will NOW speak about justice for the 270 Lockerbie victims.
All together now, “We are fam-i-ly, I’ve got all my sisters with me.”
The Lords of Conspiracy.
Mr .President have you seen my dog ? [ Obama} Talk to the white house chef
Mr. President, don’t look now, but you have some romaine lettuce hanging out of you coat pocket.
No Barry, depends as in it depends on where the money will come from, not Depends the adult underwear.
“John, I feel a disturbance in the force. (fart sound) …Nevermind, just the tacos…”
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
The uncertainty principle, Mr. President, states a fundamental property of quantum systems, and is not a statement about the observational success of current technology. Okay stop whining. Give me your phone and I will change your ringtone to your new slow jam ringtone. Idiot!
Who would have thought you could weave ties out of $1,000.00 bills, have the fed print up some more, ties for everyone…
Look Mr. President,its Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. Van Jones will be here later. Good
Campaign photo, don’t ya think?
Look Mr.President, its Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. Van Jones will be here later.You can have a campain photo with them. _
I don’t know why your smiling those moving trucks are for you
“But why can’t I call you daddy, you promised to take care of me if I voted your way?”
Obama’s new rear telepromter in suit and tie – will it help?
Are we twins yet?
We could be the Righteous Brothers!!
Don’t look now but your have a blue tie growing out of your leg! I notice things like that because I am both president and god of the universe…..
You are a fool Obama!
Barack, I have to go to the bathroom.
GOSH…………I HOPE IT’S NOT OBAMA TICKLING THE PALM OF MY HAND?
Look like a TIE game at this point – Let us see what happens in the overtime
Taxpayers are paying, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Politicians smiling, my Lord, kum bay ya…
On St. Patrick’s Day you’re suppose to wear GREEN.
and a shamrock pinned to your pocket doesn’t count
Was that a joke? Why am I not laughing?
Mr. President, it looks like your ‘Green policy’ is fading away.
No Mr. President, I WILL NOT hold your hand!
Ties were heavily involved.
“Barack, will you PLEASE sing on key???”
ok we’ll meet in your office to count the bribes, then we split 50/50.
Thanks for the tie. I had to use my spare cause they ran out of toilet paper.
Mr President, are you going to start a business if you lose the election? I don’t think so, I haven’t needed the
experience thus far.
It must be another lie, his lips are moving!
You know your ideas SUCK, but either way, we win, and the people loose!
Aren’t you glad that our ties blend so well…………..
Didn’t you know the mike was still on?
We’re not so different after all.
Mutual Admiration Committee?
Dumb & Dumber
Dumber & Dumberer
Can I borrow some of your hair gel, Barry, my hair won’t stay put in this wind!
If they’re both talking………..whose listening?
Barack…….please take your hand off my wallet !
Hey guys, this is Joe. Just because I wear a blue tie when it’s green tie day and speak when I shouldn’t be heard doesn’t warrant making me lap at your heels! Wait up!
Yes John, we can both be irish today.
I don’t need you or your House of Representatives. I’ll do what I want when I want with Executive Orders.
The reason I call you Sir. If I called you by your first name, people might thing we were friends.
By the way, I will give your tie back if you will return my coat.
“Let’s go tie one on,”
Is that a pit bull over there?
Green is the sign of money, but I’d rather show I’m blue about the economy, Mr. President.
No, I’m not green with envy.
Mr. President, you look good in green. I thought I would wear green too.
Smile John, the little people are watching.
“And you won’t reign ano-ther-er ter-er-er-er-er-erm!” From Handel’s Messiah!
Meet me at the 1st tee, double or nothing.
Boy it’s cold out here.
Are we in Kenya Yet? You know that is where I was born.
EEK & MEEK !!!!!!!!!
Hey Barry, I see you are wearing the American flag pin I gave you. Must be re-election time eh!
Hey Obama are you from Indiana? Every body keeps saying “Hoosier” daddy?
John says,”Dang, when I saw what you were wearing I grabbed another tie from my office and will change it ASAP. The last thing I wanna do is show even the appearance of evil that somebody would think that we are like-minded!”
Were you really born in Hawaii?
John, today it’s Parsley. I’m not a Sage, Rosemary is female and I’m nearly out of Thyme.
Ha ha, a blast from the past with a Simon and Garfunkel song. Hope to send this POTUS44 into the past.
Hey John…do I have any dog stuck in my teeth?
The left has the most cost effective way to go green.
Mr. President, you can’t honestly expect them to believe ………
Oh yeah, John. Oh, yeah!!
A patriot,common sense guy and a fraud.Barry admits on tape in his first speach,to the senate after b eing elected ,,I was not born in Hawaii.I was born in Kenya.When will americans expose this fake The media won;t
You get that “tingle” up your leg too?
Ouch, Boehner…..
Get off my toe, I give….
I like your tie too, Barry, but the guy in the blue tie behind is bugging me!
Slip of the “hand”?!
Lower taxes?!? Man, that’s a good one, John!
Thanks for nothing!
Laughing together, lying together … ain’t we got fun!
NO TOLIT PAPER AGAIN! BUDGET CUTS, GRIN AND BARE IT!
That’s a sprig of parsley in my pocket – no telling who/what you have to kiss next.
show me where the teleprompter is I have to tell them what change will do for them
O’ eidy, eidy, eidy, eidy, eidy, eidy O !
you won’t be laughing come November, Barack.
Dum and Dummer
Dumb and dummer
I wish the magazine come our more often.
I name the picture………
Clip and chip
Mr. President, your wearing the flag on your lapel! Are you ill?
Mr. President, why won’t you compromise?
Does Obama make your hair stand on end too !!!
So Barry, tell me again the difference between your Democratic Socialism and National Socialism?
Click your heels twice more Hussein, you’re not back in Kenya yet!
What are you offering me after the election? I heard you’re giving special access to Putin?
No, dont try to hold my hand now after you screwed the whole country
Barack! the dog bones are in the other pocket!
Run on my record…RIGHT!
Senor Boehner, on a steeeek.
Why did you pinch me Mr. President, I have on green for St. Patty’s Day.
Sorry John, thought that was your wallet.
Boehner: I”m the biggest A-hole
Obama: Now John, the whole country knows that I’m the biggest A-hole.
Boehner: My grandkids are cuter than yours.
Obama: Yeh? I don’t have any grandkids and if my birth control mandate works I may never have to be punished with grandkids.
Boehner: We caught you in another lie Mr. President
Obama: It’s really all about me isn’t it?
“C’mon Barry…you know my tie is better looking than yours and has a better knot”. “Okay John, you got me on that one!”
Wouldn’t we make a handsom set of bookends!
we go with any decor………..
Boehner: Mr. President, you skipped two lines while reading your telepromter
Obama: That’s O.K,. I made sure my mike was off this time, before I opened my mouth.
Obama : Do I look Irish with my green tie?
Boehner : No. But you are full of blarney.
I dont know where they get the idea that we can not work together. Its obvious that we are shoulder when it comes to screwing the people.
Boehner: We still keep our Healthcare and all our bennies, right?
Obama: Yeah, I love working in a bipartisan manner!
Are we really singing praise to the same God?
Obama : wanna play another round of golf ?
Boehner : never again with you Mr. President
Bohner: Brrr it’s cold for this St. Patty’s Day!
Obama: Not me, I’m fired up and ready to go!
J.B: Did you really eat your own dog?
Obama: Nah! The Democrats in the neighborhood stole it and redistributed it.
Boehner, “It’s colder out here than inside…”
Obama, “Impossible– it’s global warming…”
I told I was a democrat
Boehner: Good luck Mr. President, the wind just blew over your teleprompters.
Barack O. – “Yes we con, yes we con! John B. – Mr. President, I believe it (teleprompter) says, Yes, we can!
John B. – “Guys, I know it’s just a photo opp, but I think I’m going to cry”.
Get your hand outta my pocket & off my wallet Obama!!
This is great! Forty ( 40 ) czars and appointed government agencies are managing the affairs of America. We don’t have a clue of what we are doing! God Bless America!
Our message to the American people: Trust us, we will take care of you!
I told you John I had dibs on the green tie today.
Caption, ” Dumb & Dumber “. No Sweat they are to stupid to realize whats really going on !
Wow, something really smells foul around the two of us!!! I Agree.
Hey Barack, your full of Bull _ _ _ t
Boehner: I could lean harder and knock you over………Obama: Go ahead and try!
No Barry it is our turn!
OK big guy, let’s hear you talk yourself out of that stupid statement!
We’re both gonna quit smoking!
Wait till after the election.
Oops, it’s windy I should have used my firm hold hairspray.
“Take my hand I’m a stranger in paradise”
Oboma, “Trust me! Have I ever lied to you?”
A green tie event. Guess who pays for it?
OK, I got the Mohawk….when are you resigning?
BO: So, what about it, will you be my V-P this November?
“Keep smiling…. they think we know what we’re doing.”
GENTLEMAN VERSUS MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE–GUESS WHICH IS WHICH.
You quit grinnin’, and I’ll quit cryin’.
When my dog misbehaved, I ate it.
Okay, Barry, when are you going to reimburse the taxpayers for your campaign trips?
J.B.: Oh no! His mouth is opend. There goes another “Trillion we dont have!
BOE & BO Both Stink!!!
JB: Why can’t I get my hair to stay down like yours?!
BO: Geez…you’re such a whiner!
BO: You let go my hand?!
JB: Geez…you’re such a whiner!
Obama: That’s that idiot Joe behind us with a blue tie. I can’t wait to pinch him.
Boehner: Have you ever seen so many ignorant people who actually believe that you are qualified to run this country?
Obama: I can’t wait for my second term. Wait until they see what I can really do?
Push and Pull, a good pair.
Boehner: Barry, cut a billion and I’ll let you borrow two.
Obama: OK, but stop crying for god sake.
Boehner: What a goof ball
Obama .. Kucinich?
Boehner: Yea
Obama: Hehe. You ever see his wife…
I TOLD YOU we should leave SEPARATELY!!
John, whatever you do, don’t start crying.
To much fiber Mr. President?!
Liar, Liar, pants on fire!
Which twin has the TONI?
Who’d ya steal the tie from?
Together we CON.
Debt ceiling, what’s that?
“John, can’t we just hold hands?”
For the fifth time I’m not holding your hand and quit calling that obstructionist!
Mr. President, for the last time, please take your hand out of my pocket!
Just keep smiling Mr. president…your tele-prompters will be turned on any moment now!
Hope, Change!
Oh my God, you just farted ! Yes ! I know. I’ve been blowing wind up everyone’s a** for some time now.
So, Mr. President, what are you going to do after the election? Will you go back to Community Organizing?
No, I’m not sure yet but I believe we’ll be relocating – after we take the girls to Disney World!
Do I really have to stand next to this idiot?
Momma always said that “you are known by the company you keep.”
Same ideology, different color ties.
Eweew! You ate Chili for lunch again, didn’t you?!
Obama: Look at them, they love me! It must be my leadership skills.
Boehner: Sir, living in the White House doesn’t make you a president any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I saw the suit FIRST!
Obama: I wish I could punch you in the mouth right now, Bohner.
Bohner: The American people would like return the gesture, Mr. President.
I almost didn’t get the memo about the green tie!
So Mr. President, raising the ceiling on our spending makes about as much sense as raising the height of a septic tank when it is overflowing.
I almost got the memo for the green ties too late!
Boehner to Obama “lying hypocrite!”. Obama to Boehner “a_s hole!”
i told him to get on his knees in the front
Sing a song of sixpence a pocketful of rye ……………………
“Hey! Quit pushing me Mr. President.” “Then get out of my way, Boehner..you’re blocking my teleprompter.”
Aw, come on Boehner;quit picking on like that!
Let’s at least look like we’re having fun!
Boehner: Premier Obama you have upstaged me with your flag pin.
Obama: Silence, infidel!!
I keel you!!!
Have you started packing yet Mr. President?
who said democratic gas didn’t smell?
Who said Democratic gas didn’t stink?
Who said Democrat Gas didn’t stink?
So you think I am a Muslim
Please don’t kill the infidel
If I give you $3 … am I eligible to win that lunch with you and Clooney, too?
Yeah….but my tie is prettier than yours.
They’ll never figure it out.
John: I brought these extra ties along should we want to change what we’re wearing.
Barack How thoughtful.. but.why not use them to hang yourself:
“The camelion twins” is a fitting name for the two shown in the picture….
Boy there sure is a bad smell around Washington.
BRING ON THE CLOWNS!
Mr. President, I know how you like to tax the rich when you can but could you please get your hand off my billfold and out of my pocket!
Your secret service guys really know how to party, Mr. President.
What do you mean MY secret service guys?
I snagged a pack of Camels, Barry. What do you say we to blow this gig?
You’re reading my mind, John.
“Ahhhh! does that feel good! What was in that bean salad.”?? “I don’t know, just smile.
Oh my gosh! That looks like Pelosi headed this way. Cover me, John!
You’re on your own, Buddy. Good Luck.
I feel your pinky, just keep smiling for the camera and the democrats….
I just love holding hands
“Are we having fun yet?
Put the wallet back Barack
So, John, what was that you folks were saying about me not wearing my flag lapel pin?
Yo…Barry, tee-off at 8 am? No wind today – so no handicap for the ears
Someone might think the guy in the blue tie is the odd ball, but, between you and me, it’s me and you!!.
My tie’s greener than your’s is, my tie’s greener than your’s is, my tie’s greener than your’s is….
Yeah, but my teeth are whiter than yours are, my teeth’s whiter than your’s are, my teeth’s whiter than your’s are….
I still say my pants keep a sharper crease!! and my tie IS greener!!
Just follow my lead John and we will screw the American Citizens again today.
Look, I changed my tie! Your suit still looks like a discount store reject!
Who’s your tailor Mr O? You’re gettin’ a little tummy there!
Yeah, I know it’s tough telling Michele she can’t borrow the jet for Malia’s prom! That’s life Chickiebabe!! Deal with it-and by the way, it goes away in November.
Quitcherbellyaching, Buckwheat, I changed my tie! They will never take us for the Blues Brothers!!! And BTW, it is greener than Solyndra!!
Do we really have to holds hands? Can’t we make an entrance like everyone else?
Don’t look now Mr President, but you’re tie is leaning to the riiiiiggggggggggggt.oh this wind does nothing for my hair-guess you don’t have that problem.
“Neigh” and “Bray”.
What is this offer I can’t refuse? Please explain!!!
“Neigh” and “Bray”
Yah–I know you were born in Kenya–you don’t have to squell like their monkeys.
Hey Bro I’m not your twin ! Aww shut up!
Oh by the way Mr. President, the mic is still on.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Mr. Pres….you’ve got to be kidding. You call that Green? Look here – THIS is green!
Twin sons of different mothers.
So Three says to One, ” You shoulda twoed before we came out here.”
This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Ollie!
We will show them how it is done.
Oh Yeah?
YOU SAY POTATO I SAY PATATTAH. LETS JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
Darn, it’s cold out here Barack….it must be that you are just toooooooooooo cooooooooooool!!!
Hey Barack… You are screwed.. the power just went out on the teleprompter!
Boehner: I had to take a laxative last night for constipation.
Obama: I guess I am the only one full of s—– then.
The good and the bad & ugly
“John, I’m maxed out, how about a loan”.
Don’t stand so close to me!
Obama sayeth: “I just moved the goal post becaue I am the light in daekness”
I picked up a new pack just like you like ‘em, non-filters — you brought matches, right?
dum & dummer
Shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, we’ll remain incumbents as long as we can….
John, Just had my teeth whitened, how do they look?
After your re-election we will have them in the palms of our hands. They will never know what hit them!
John I promise this will be my…Last Speech !!! …Today!!!
Obama: “Lookin’ good, J man! Got my back?”
Boehner: “One or two more tanning sessions, and they won’t be able to tell us apart.”
“Ying & Yang”, “Yin & Yang”, “Ying Yang” or “Yin Yang”
Actually I’d like to get rid of both of them!
Just for the record, Mr. President, today I am greener than you.
John, I will keep signing Executive Orders and you can’t do a thing about it. Mr. President, in November you will be sorry, when the Voters ‘let you know’ what they think about all you have done to our Country.
Here John let me show you another green industry I “m going to be giving taxpayer money to ….. Its called…. OBAMA GAS !!!!
WINKY AND BLINKY
Do you think they know what we’re up to
John, do you think these idiot citizens will EVER realize that us political aristocrats always WIN?
OK John… There’s the car … Get In…, Sit down …., Buckle Up …, Shut Up,… Hang On ,… and Do as I say!!! Nobody will ever know that I am in charge and you are MY puppet. and… Remember dont call my Bluff.!!
How much longer do you figure we can keep screwing the country before the dopes figure out we’re both conning them?
Obviously, the non-stop, speech-making, always facing the microphone, and always publicity seeking government zombie is happy.
In unison: “What do you mean we don’t get any more money?”
BHO = Love a good cool breeze.
Boehner = I Love the Winds of Change!
You say that the GOP is going to give me my Cristmas Goose early?
Do we have to hold hands.
NO GUTS / NO BRAINS….. TAKE A GUESS!
Boehner: You win this next election it will have to be through complete voter fraud.
Obama: No, I will be elected because I looked out for the poor so they don’t have to use a Picture ID to prove they can vote.
Whats the matter with you? Turn that fan off.
Boehner: “Well, what the he– should we do now?”
Obama: “I feel like a beer and a cigarette.”
I can wait for the Supreme Court dedision on SB 1070… Your case is coming up!!!
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things doesn’t belong. . .
Wanna make a bet on who can con the most people today?
All right …. who cut the cheese.
Why are you grimacing Barry?
My darn servants think it’s funny to leave the clasp off my lapel pin so it pokes me in my puffed up chest!
Oh Say can you See!
… she can come out from this door… and keep on walking…
John: Nancy?? Nancy who?
I didn’t hurt him, just roughed him up a bit!
Obama: Darn, my lips are moving!
Oh boy, Barry, here we go!
Come on Barack. You said you’d make me your vise-preident last tie we played gold, and now all ya want to do is hold my hand and laugh at me.
No….I’m lighter than you are!
Obama: I TOLD him not to cross me!
Though the aroma is invitingly sweet, the taste is too acrid and smoky of this Scotch Malt drink…. It takes MUCH MORE than “a wee dram” to help swallow what these two attempt to cram down our throats.
Dr. David McCoy – Playboy designated “World Authority on Scotch Whisky”
Obama – “keep it short, tee off time in one hour”
Boener – “what the…..”
“Birds of a Feather” forever fluffing and fluttering but NEVER FLYING.”
“The Candid Celt”
“ASK NOT, WHAT YOUR MONKEY CAN DO FOR YOU”
Hey you forgot to turn the teleprompter on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This corn cob itches.
Don”t worry you get use to it. It even feels good.
Whatever happened to your dog , Mr. President?
Be careful! They can’t see us holding hands here!
Boehner: I don’t know what I’m gonna do with this tie (someone gave him).
Obama: Oh, just tie it to the flagpole!
Seriously, who does your hair, John?
No, John really, let me give you my barber’s number…it will be painless. Then next time we’ll work on coordinating tie colors. Believe me giving up green ties is also painless. And now about your views on the health plan…
Let’s see what we can put over on these stupid people today! YEA BABY !
The Good and the Bad & both Ugly
The expressions say it all
What, I have to stand next to him & show unity?
Do you think they will notice we are holding hands.
i thought you said you were wearing a red tie!
I don’t care what you say John, I love Harry Reid!
Rino and Whino. Double trouble.
At least we have good judgment in tie colors.
Didn’t the guy with the blue tie get the color tie memo?
What song are we going to sing this time?
Obama: Say John,let’s go and see the “Three Stooges” movie to gather more ideas for future references.
John: Wise Guy, huh!
My tie is greener than yours!
Tell them the truth for a change of pace.
They still haven’t figured out we are on the same side when it comes to destroying their freedoms.
The Good and the Bad!
Mr. Obama please remove your hand from my back pocket!
Barack, your fly is open. You can use my extra tie as a thong.
Oh…We’re….Off to see the wizard…
My shorts are too tight. Mine too.
Obama thinking: This guy can’t be for real!
Boehner thinking: This guy can’t be for real!
Our country ’tis of thee…..
Barack: President Romeny has asked me to escourt you out the door.
I can’t believe you spent all the money, and still want more!
“We’re scared mommy, how long will it hurt?”
Hy, it IS Thursday, and these ARE green ties!
I usually give B.O. the shirt off my back…this time I am not going home without one.
STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!! SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!
This is the last time we do this. My supporters will not send me any more money.
Note: caption works both ways
Boehner: You don’t see the Ben Franklin I’m hiding in my hand and I don’t smell you cuttin’ the cheese.
Bohner, did you let one go?
” Your farts bring tears to my eyes”
A fine mess you got us into this time Mr. President
I see that your wife picked out a green tie for you too. Wives are so good at keeping us up-to-date on things like this Earth Week stuff.
So that Colombian trip was a gas?
John, that Secret Service guy is taking the hit.
because “I told him to cut the rate”, but she was worth
TWICE THAT…..”I’ll make him a Czar”..
John, I know it’s the economy, but I’ll WIN on personality. The people
don’t care.
Ok, this is how this will go down. You lie, I’ll swear to it
Boenher: What have you got against the Free Enterprise System.
Obama: What doyou expect? I am a Liberal or Communist Lite.. What ever you prefer!
Truth and Fiction
Boehner says just between you and me you’re full of BS!
My green is ” greener” than your green!
My green is greener than your ” green”!
Next time let’s play a round of golf instead.
I lie, you cry, now let`s go play golf!
I think we’ve short changed then again!
Yes, donkey, my name is Shrek.
We’ve done a good job of getting the public to chase their tails!
Obama: I feel like bailing out a few banks…….
Boehner: Over my dead body…….
Obama: Hmmmmmm………
Bright ties make me cry
where did you say the porta potty was moved to?
Are you sure you have not seen my dog,Mr President
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb
Obama: John, you were spose to “say cheese” not cut the cheese!
Boener: “OOPS My bad”……
Don’t look down! What is the secret service doing now?
I will give you 3 strokes a side. Keep looking like we are working.
Look at those idiots. They don’t know they are my subjects.
Boener:”Do you think any reporters will ask about any of the ways we are working together to hide what we do from the public?”
Obama:”No way – they all worship us!”
“You’re a liar.”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Can you speed up that teleprompter Barack……I really gotta GO BAD!
It’s cold up here inspite of all the hot air from the left!
Barack, you did a great job fooling the American public into accepting your socialist agenda.
Thanks, I appreciate that!
This has been so much fun, but I’m afraid it’s almost over John.
The Really Odd Couple.
“Try to move right. I dare you!”
“Try to move left. I dare you!”
Hey Barack! You should be wearing my green tie!
Should we be seen holding hands like this?
You didn’t read the memo – it said bright green neckties, not a washed-out green. And. by the way, who is putting on a little weight – isn’t that jacked a tad tight???
The Good, Obama, and …that’s all our choices.
Hey,
John can I borrow a cigarette? But don’t tell Michele.
They really are stupid, arn’t they.
Oh Great Anointed One, please may I wave my freshly laundered white flag now??
Don’t worry, I got your back!!
You need a lighter suit Mr. Prez. It’s hard to see that I am a shoulder ahead in this race.
“Hee, hee, hee!
They really think they can beat me.”
I can’t stand you……well I can’t stand you more!
christens to the lions thats is funny!!
KEEP UP THE GOOD SHOW! THOSE SUCKERS STILL THINK WE HAVE A TWO PARTY SYSTEM!
You can laugh all you want but we will win!!!
Government speaking out of both sides of its mouth.
I know……. let’s create the grey/green party!!
When we sing a duet, our voices harmonize well but don’t tell anyone.
“I’ll hold your hand and pray the 109-8 Psalm for you Mr O!” ” O yeah, that’s in The Koran too Bonner”
Mr president it is St Patricks Day…. not Russian May Day!
The eastern winds are blowing again……
Shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, we’ll be incumbents as long as we can….
This is the ‘River Dance’ ya ninny. How could you get that wrong?
B.O. the sky is falling, the sky is falling, quick throw some money at it.
You want me to say what????
We’re Tweedledum and Tweedledee, just as happy as can be while leading you into bankruptcy,
HEY MR PREZ, get your hand off of my walet.
Yeah, but you should see the BIG STICK he has!!
I’m smiling on the outside, but crying on the inside. cause it’s all over–I think.
“Why are we here?”
“Friends”, divided for the common good
Hey, Hussein, can I borrow your “big stick”?
Barak; I can always tell when you are lying. Your lips are moving.
Is that Nancy and Newt AGAIN ?????
Mr. President, the minority leader is not Phyllis Diller.
I believe we can get you reelected
Boehner says “is that guy getting ready to throw a shoe at us. ” Obama says “No he is showing me that i havent got his shoes yet, but i will.”
“Oh! PLEASE, don’t make me cry again!”
The summer of our discontent
The lyrics may differ but the song’s the same.
you won’t be smiling like that in November when I beat you in a land slide and we will take the house and senate!
Yust another Song and Dance Man
It’s good to see that a strong socialist can be seen with a cry-baby capitalist.
Hey John, play along and I’ll take you on my next vacation.
DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE?
“Barack, I told you NOT to use Tide with bleach…… Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
The Good and The Bad
Beware of the one with the teeth.
This photo op is harder than I thought, Barack
Pete and Repete.
Oh look John, I can see your house from here…
TAKE OUR PRESIDENT, PLEASE.
“We are NOT holding hands!”
Phew, Barack! How are you going to blame Bush for your flatulence?
President Obama– Look at those idiot,s out there. They actually think we care what they want.
That was a great idea to keep screwing Americans, Barack.
My tie is greener than yours.
don’t look now but our Irish ties are showing!
Hold that smile, Barack…you’ll need it after November!
That’s the sun blinding your eyes Mr. President: you can’t hide from the truth!
Where did Michele learn to dress?
The “ODD COUPLE”
Bet this poker hand in DC would win any time!
ever play poker? Bet this hand will win in any game in DC:BUT not in the good old USofA!!!
Open your eyes you really are the president
At least we agree on what color tie to wear.
My comment on the picture of the speaker and Obama is “Beauty & the Beast.
PS I am already an AMAC member.
My comment on the picture with the speaker and Obama is :Beauty & the Beast.
PS, I am already a member of AMAC
Mr. President with all due respect, get your hand of my wallet.
You’re missing the point, Barack! Either lead, or shut up and get out of the way.
Don`t ever forget John, I won!
Barry, when can we golf again on the tax payer’s dime??
“Oh, we ain’t got a barrel of money, maybe we’re . . . . “
Ya know John, don’t start crying but I really do need to plan my next 17 vacations before election day.
If I can BS the people with my hope and change why are you fighting me.
Barry, You need to tell the truth about something soon! I cannot keep telling the people you are a “good guy” for very much longer!
Hey Barry I need to borrow about 1million to fertilize my lawn, do you have it. Are you sure that’s all you need? Sure…
A Tale of Two Men
True American Politics. Both parties planning the defeat of democracy and how best to economically rape the American taxpayer.
Are you kidding me how are you going to to put 300,000000 people on food stamps and still think you can get elected.
“Yours is greener, John but I have the matching sprig… of hemlock!”
The crier and the liar
BHO: Well John, let me make myself PERFECTLY clear,………………….
John: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I really like holding your hand, they think we are against each other, got them fooled
Do you really have a chance to get re-elected?
Sure, I’m use my HOPE and CHANGE line again. It’s working now, isn’t it?
Someone should tell them that their ties don’t match their shirts or suit jackets.
You call that a green tie? this is a green tie!
It’s this way John….this country is MINE!
My Secret Service detail just got arrested for solicitation. Go ahead and stand in front of me. Yeah, right there. Now don’t move.
I could really use a cigarette, Mr. President–but oh you quit?
Barry, you are still trying to sing soprano.
Wow, I never thought we’d get a chance to sing a duet on those great old Al Green songs, John! Maybe we should consider a career together in music after the general election.
ya know john, every time i visit congress and engage in the dog fights, i get hungry,,,
Congratulations Mr Obama. I think you are finally getting the economic joke.
I will have more flexibility, Barack, after your election…defeat.
I’m really going to cry if we don’t get rid of him in November!
PEAUHH BARACH, WAS THAT YOU? NO IT WAS THE 1ST DOG….
On the count of 3, make a run for the golf cart !
Let’s hurry, smoke break is almost over !
I’m so excited standing next to you sir, I could just cry..!
Dumb and Dumber
Now we know why Boehner cries.
My green tie is greener than your green tie, Mr President..
heres the twenty I owe you from Golf yesterday, same tee time tomorrow.
Well John, I don’t believe that the people think this is a BFD just because we’re holding hands !
We really have them fooled, they think we really hate one another. Here let me shine your shoes Mr President.
Bevis and Buthead on plotting mission
Obama: Wait till you see what I am going to do after I am re-elected….and I’ll blame YOU!
Boehner: …..no doubt there’ll be people out there still dumb enough to belief you!
I’ll smile like an elephant, you smile like a DONKEY.
Twittle de and Twittle dumb.
Our ties look too much alike, they’re apt to mistake which one of us is president.
You know Barry, you will be calling me Mr. President when it is determined you and Biden were not legally elected!
I think Abe was wrong, you can fool all the people all the time.
They like me, the dumbies
All right, I’ll give you a “mulligan” on that ObamaCare thing, but that Birth Certificate thing…ahhh, not so fast…
I’ll give your American Flag lapel pin back as soon as the picture is taken!
Get this staight…if you propose it, I’ll veto it!
Obama: “Okay, what does my administration remind you of?”
Boehner: “Ted Mac’s Amateur Hour.”
“If we hurry, We can get a full 18 in today!
Boehner: I am afraid even the dumbest voters would notice if we hold hands. Obama: You have no guts. I explained away bowing to the Muslim Saudi king.
One for the money; one for the show!
“S*%t, he is going to sing!!
It’s good to be King
Two peas in a pod!
Rhetoric, rhetoric, rhetoric! It works all the time.
“red and yellow,black and white,they are precious in his sight,Obama loves the little children of the world.”
They don’t have any ideal that we are in it for what we want not what they need.
dumb and dumber
Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum
There are smiles that make you BLUE
Dance for me my puppet!
oxymoron
Thank God; their lips are’nt moving!!!
I’m with STUPID >
One Honest American & Muslim Quisling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re twins???
Bohner: “What does ebony & ivory mean”?
Oboma: “I haven’t a clue”
Geez, Obama you don’t realy believe that do you?
You may as well save your breath, the people have stopped listening!
“…and a time for weeping,,,,”. Let’s do it together.
Joe says You have a really big stick! Is that true?
“I see you’re wearing your Old Glory” lapel pin again, Mister President; must be campaign time,eh?”
Two peas in a pod.
(Bohner) I know a quiet place in Arizona we can grab a quick beer.
(Obama) Not in Arizona, I’ll get deported.
Mr. President, Which one of us could win the biggest liar in government contest?
“Next Halloween we need to go as scarecrows,these fake politician costumes are over the top scary”
No Barack, I won’t hold hands with you while you make the donkey sound!
Bohner: If you (Obama) and Pelosi were on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean, who would be saved?
Obama: America
We elected a clone in the GOP effort to unseat DEM congress
HEY, did you get a tee time for us yet ?
We ain’t got a barrel of money
And you believed me?
……………..And in local news,the aging Milly-Vanilly(ON LEFT-shown AFTER SURGERY) duo win local St.Pattys day Karaoke contest!!
Good going John, we nailed the taxpayers again.
We ain’t got a barrel of money!
Does anyone really believe we know what we are doing??
If I had a brother he would look just like you. You know why? I would make him cry all the time too!
As different as night and day.
“Any thing you can do, I can do better.”
Obama: John, I am so glad I have you to contend with and not some strong articulate Conservative. Boehner: Don’t make me cry.
How many millions are a trillion?
Obama, I am willing to change ties; why aren’t you. Remember you said you were for change.
The stars of the new movie Dumb and Dumber !
Barack, when you’re that full of “it” Depens is the way to go!
One wrong word and you’ll go home with just one testi!
Well look there hes got a flag pin on, wonder who pinned that on him?
John, did’nt you get my latest Executive Order that only I can have “green ties” ?
It’s easy to lie, just smile and hold my hand, they’re too dumb to know any better.
Let go of my hand, I’ve heard about you.
Ain’t got no satisfaction!
Sorry Barack–Your slam dunk got rejected and you then crossed the line and went out of bounds!
I hope the brain dead voters don’t find out we are brothers working for our father Soros!
Dumb and Dumber!
No clue what to do.
Got a smoke ? Regular or unleaded.
Smile first.
No, YOU smile!
No, YOU smile!
No, YOU smile!
…
Frick & Frack, neither have a clue.
That fake smile is not going to get you any votes, Mr. President.
Please stop talking Mr President….all that hot air is messing up my hair.
President Obama: Let’s face it, John. The only thing we have in common is that we both smoke cigarettes.
Speaker of the House: What you’re really saying is that we don’t get anything accomplished in Washington because “Smoke Gets in our Eyes”.
Shut up, just put a bandaid on it, you little woos…
Do the green ties mean we support Libya or cash contributions?
“Who’s the little guy in the blue tie behind us Mr. President ?”
“Oh, thats Robert Reich, you know, Reiicchhh.
The REAL right & left in the country!
Ah where”s the telle prompter.
errrr…on second thought maybe I will veto the CISPA.
The new cast of “Dumb and Dumber”.
Do you think they still believe us about solyndra?
Don’t Move! This is a “stick-up”, chicago style. Look supportive, smile.
Boehner: Mr. President, I don’t care what you did in Kenya. I will not hold hands here with you.
Seriously Mr Obama were’s your birth certificate
Obama. “aaah what?”
Tiptoe, through the tulips, with me!
Come on just pull my finger once!
…”You put your left foot in, take your left foot out, you put your left foot in… Do the Hokey Pokey…
Gee, wish my hair was short like yours so it wouldn’t blow in the wind…………..
Did you hear what that idiot Biden said yesterday?
Yeah, we’re both wearing green ties, Mr. President. But are you really Irish?
E-Yukkkk, WOULD you stop talking.
Hey, John, you are
surprisingly firm for an older man.
“Mr. President, do you think people can see your right hand pulling my strings?”
(Obama) I shot a 79 the other day. (Boehner) Me, I shot a 79, over.
“I use my left hand for reaching into tax payers’ pockets, my right hand when offering the truth.” Obama responds, “Yeah, I know, my right arm is plumb missing.”
Boehner: You’re OUTTA here in Novemer!!!
Obama: HISSSSSSS!!!!
Stop trying to hold my hand, Obama, people might think we actually like each other
Is it true you’re gonna let Pelosi use Air Force One? How will you take your vacation?
Your breath smells like dog, please close your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
” 9 months till your last walk here “
Twins, separated at birth.
Did I tell you that my family and I are going on an extended vacation for a month to Mexico on the tax payers dollar.
Are you playing with my rear end, Obama?
We have to stop meeting like this, the sheeple will catch on.
heh…I know, if the people of America did their due diligence they would have known I’m not a legal citizen, that I lie and that I am a communist muslim! (Just keep smilimg..they can’t hear us!) See, that is why IGNORANCE IS BLISS! I’m about to get another 4 years to really change America….this Republic will NEVER see the end of the tunnel when I finish! Stupid people..Hope and Change, little did they know! hehe
Your tie might be greener but I have unencumbered access to all the green I want
and you pay for it, hah!
Boehner: I know you’re lying to the American People
Obama: Yeah, well just try to prove it
Democrats…Republicans…meh…what’s the difference.