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Almighty God, bless your anointed one’s candicacy for another term as President. Bless him. his family, me, my family,and all those who adhee to the Progressive way. Give us another four years so that we may truly trasform this Republic into a Socialist with equal out comes for all, regardless of their effort
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lord, please help me keep my mouth closed!!
My ego is realy this big!
Yes….in reality my cranium is actually this big !!
I am God
I am God!
Praise be to Allah. I only have to convert to Islam and they’ll let me live…..
The budget Obama said was only this big, I mean small.
O…bama, please have mercy on me. Let’s be dumped together!
Glory Glory sock it to ya.
Comment on Biden’s Picture:
Hallelujah! Praise Obama!! King of hope and change!
“Praise be~ We Lost!” I am out of here!!!
“Praise God! We lost! I’m outta here!
For thow hast saved us from the evil Republicans Lord and Master Barach.
AND THE LORD PUT THOSE WORDS IN MY MOUTH
I’ll say it again Jon Corzine is a financial genius.
THANK GOD THIS GIG IS ALMOST OVER !!
HELP ME LORD.
“Oh – let us give praise to our King, er, um I mean President – O’bama!”
Where is his Green Card?
Trust me on this. Obama has a big stick.
God, please help me keep my mouth shut.
GOD, we really need your help NOW!
As God as my witness I will never run for office again.
The Government will feed all of you!
You mean I came that close to winning the lottery?
Whaddya mean Hillary is going to be on the ticket? That’s a big, uh, uh, deal!
OH LORD, I AM IN REAL TROUBLE, PLEASE SAVE THE DEMOCRATS
Let’s all stand and sing praises to Barach!
Lord, the devil made me say it!
And now you all may bow before me and kiss my feet.
And in the staff meetings, he wears a robe and sandals.
And then there came a bright light from above to inspire us for the next four years !
“Let’s all stand & sing praises to Obama one more time.”
Big stick…this big.
“2016″
Obama only tells lies this big!
WOOPS! What can I say…GOOFED AGAIN!
But how could you throw us out after just 4 years?
Whee!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t have a clue, but the ride is great!
“I’m a big f***ing deal!”
“Lord, heal my boss!”
THIS MUCH, The seas will lower this much if you re-elect Barack and I. We will enact cap and trade and SAVE US ALL.
“I come in peace, Earthlings.”
Let’s sing it everybody—–BORN IN THE U.S.A.,I WAS BORN IN THE U.S.A.
Hail to our god, Obama!
WILL YOU ALL RISE NOW, AND COME AND DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please Lucifer, give me another lie to tell.
You wanna know how come I’m VP? I’ll tell you why I’m VP… cause I was the whitest, dumbest, cracker in the Senate.
Pay attention…I might ask the man in the wheel chair to stand up or something else really stupid.
Praise the Lord! I made it through my speech without one gaffe!
Whatever were they thinking. Or not.
Our national debt will be even bigger than this!
Oh, come on Barack, I was only kidding!
We haven’t even peaked yet!
God,if you can hear me,I’ll need a job soon!
Great men of the world, Kim Jong Il, Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Hugo Chavez, , Mahmond Ahmadinejad, Castro, Saddam Hussein, King Addullah, Idi Amin, and me
Please Lord, Obama is really a Christian.
Let’s all give thanks to Larry Flint!! Stand up Larry! Oh, you’re still in a wheel chair! Let’s all stand up for Larry!
Its good to be a junior dictator
O Lord let the people vote us in for 4 more years.
“Go ahead and jump Hillary, I’ll catch ya.”
O.K. we give up !
You wanted change we gave you change. Do you miss him now?
I love the LIGHTS, the APPLAUSE, and ADULATION……
“It’s good to be the king!”
Thank God, next year I go on vacation!
AGAIN, IT’S BUSH’S FAULT THAT THE RAIN LASTED 40 DAYS.
Bless me oh FATHER OBAMA, for I have sinned against thee.
“I JUST CAN’T GET IT”
“Halleluiah, I didn’t screw up the presentration”
Jobs! Obama said it: it’s a three letter word…Jobs!
His lies are just a good as Obama’s
They don’t understand us! Our immigration reform is to lower employment so the illegals will go home. We need 4 more years of raising unemployment!
Henry…love it!
I always tell the truth….that fish I caught in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was this big!
Wo-Hoo! Barack made another 3-pointer!
His head is the only thing in this country that has gotten this big during this administration.
Can you believe? I made Barry” evolve” again?
The economy has expanded this much under the Stimulus Program.
Oh Lord, forgive me and my fat mouth.
I am the almighty GOD!
When we win, it’s gonna be an even bigger (expletive) deal !!
Yes Master !!! I will obey your commands.
Hail Pharoah Obama!!!
Oh, Thanks Boss, you save our White House pensions. I wish we could share it with the tax paying citizens; but they are counting on Social Security. (our secret)!
Obamacare,we can all ride carousel as in
Logans Run.
Halleluiah, we have brought more democrats back to life in time for November!
Lord, please, PLEASE. Just one more term.
Obama Obama, Thank You my lord Obama
o k , everyone all together now , if you’re liberal and you know it, ” CLAP YOUR HANDS! “
I do have a brain,,,,,,,,,,,, I really do….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven’t used it in a long time but I do have a brain…!!! What day is it,,,???
Holy Moley I went a whole 24 hours without saying anything stupid and getting caught on it… There Is a God..
Miss USA contestants! I’m Joe Biden, your Vice President. Don’t you know me?
Dear Lord, I pray that I may get my first REAL JOB!
This is a BIg F’n deal
Barack walked on water! Believe me, it happened. I saw it.
All Hail Satan!
And you can have all this for free if the 1% would just pay their fair share!
Cheer if you love hair plugs!
Come on Barack I’m open! Throw me the dang ball!
Praise Obama-Nation
Hey Guv, I’ve got your back, just call me, I’m available
Just a few more weeks and I’m outta here.
Ah, come on! Who took my notepad? You know what happens when I’m left on my own.
Thank you Lord
for the first time in my life I had a moment of full consciousness.
WOW !
Lord help us we are totally screwed up!
Yes, Richard, you spelled the German wrong. It should read SIEG HEIL, Sieg Heil
WHEN WILL I LEARN TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT!
The Caption can read BLESS ME DEAR LORD, I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.
“Hey! Everyone, Obamacare was definitely a big Fu***ng Deal!”
“He’s your President. Just have faith, and praise His name.”
It was I directed Leon Panetta to hunt down bin Laden. Hold the applause!
This is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…
And then Obama told a whopper this big.
God, I know I’ve got a higher I.Q. than the 99%, but could you just give me a hint when it’s time to come out of the rain?
MAY THE BLESSINGS OF BARACK OBAMA BE UPON YOU!
Rise from your wheelchairs and hail the great Messiah Obama!
Hey…let it be remembered that I’m the first gay VICE president!
………..and with MY medical care plan, you will all be healed!
“Thank God I won’t have Obomacare”.
Hallelujah, my term may be over soon!
THANK YOU ALL, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE LAUGHING WITH ME AND NOT AT ME!!!
…..and a chicken in every pot!
….and a chicken in every pot!
“And I can tell you, the President has a big stick” (this was one of Joe “the gaff” Biden’s actual quotes)
“I swear! The fish I caught was this long!”
“Take me now Lord, before the election.”
seig heil obama,seig heil obama,seig heil obama. Sorry if its spelled wrong?
Obama thanked me for outing him on gay marriage. I’ll bet he’ll really thank me when I out him as our first Communist President, by golly!
SORRY MARY SEGO IT WAS THE FIRST THING TO COME TO MIND, I WROTE IT IN THEN I SAW YOURS . GREAT CAPTION
“Praise thee OBAMA”
( after the NOV. ELECTION) FREE AT LAST!!!!
Praise the Lord. We’ve fooled you again. You’re even more stupid than we’d hoped for.
Oh God, please 4 more years
We’ve made this many changes…more czars and government control, hallelujah…King Obama from your joker!
Oh no, Lord. They forgot to invite me to the Tea Party.
Boss said to get votes! I got those gay votes!
Just give us more time,we can make government bigger and better with more of your money!
Halelujah! To Obama, our King, be the Glory.
‘ IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!!!!’
Praise the Lord, I just made a 30 second press statement and didn’t make an error!
Praise the Lord, I just gave a 30 second press statement without making an error!
“After seeing the last poll, I expect Romney to win by this much!”
Please GOD, help me! I’m in over my head.
Please GOD, strike me down right now, if I’m lieing!
Oh, hey, That is Jesus there, right there! You can heal even me, too? Right Jesus? Me too, right? Right? Right?
Praise the Lord I’m still on the ticket
but how do I get out of this mess?
Hallelujah! I’m almost done with this job.
Ah, come on. The president’s last lie was only ‘This Big’!
Repeat after me……”Ain’t no mountain high enough, to take me away from you babe!”
Forgive me Lord, for I know not what I say.
Aaaaah, it feels so good to get my foot out of my mouth…”again.”
LONG LIVE SOCIALISIM
“All hail King Barack Obama!”
Bill Mc, F Lapp and Tony Estes stole my thunder but you get the idea.
“All hail our Master, Barak Obama!!”
Hallelujah…I have seen the light…I am now a registered REPUBLICAN!
Not sure how to submit this caption so will do so in this venue…Biden pleads ” Lord, Help Me ! “
“I’m the King of the World!”
♫♪Aaamen♪♫
Now, everybody sing with me.
“You think that was a lie…..? My last lie was THIS BIG!”
So what were you expecting . . . a miracle?!
November 7,2012. After Romney wins. Hallelujah, I don’t have to carry water for Barack anymore!
“And we only tell lies this big!”
“If you’re better off now than you were four years ago….raise your hands! Aw, come on somebody!
Please God, please drop me off the ballot before the 2012 elections!
Lord, please help me!
Lord, please… give me a brain.
I am the undisputed king of the entire “Foot-In-Mouth” universe!
Oh Lord I beseech thee to strike down those nasty Republicans!
I saw the light, I saw the light, praise the Lord, I saw the light.
Oh Lord please don’t let me say anything stupid again today.
It’s this big and if it lasts for more than 4 hours, I’ll seek medical attention!
I really am next in line to God!
Lets hear it for the big three, Solyndra, SunPower and
Fisker.
Ladies & Gentlemen please rise & bow your heads for King Obama.
We’ ve only lied to you “THISssssss MUCH!”
praise be barak everybody kneel.
Oh my almighty leader President Obama!
Great job mouth. Those people bought it hook, line and sinker!
Lord; Hu anyone help, unemployment will not cover the train fare.
O Lord, Please help us bamboozle the wilfully ignorant, the uninformed, the misinformed and the blindly partisan
useful idiots just one more time, amen!
“NOW”, I can see Russia from my house!
All I can say is Barrack better get re-elected because it’s a Big $#@%$&*______deal to me!
I lost my foot and my mouth misses it!
HAIL-HAIL TO THE CHIEF.
Jan 21, 2013: Free at last! Free at last! Great God-a-mighty, FREE AT LAST!
Yes! We get it, but those conservatives just don’t understand!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! We’ve just begun.
Dear Lord, I’m beggin’ ya. Give us one more try. Just for snicks.
I fianlly knew what I was talking about, can you believe this!
ALLELUIA OBAMA, ALLELUIA OBAMA, ALLELUIA OBAMA
YES, BOW NOW !
Oh thank heaven for seven eleven!, And the open borders, and our wonderful and enlightened commrade Obama!
“Hey! I just learned the second verse from America the Beautiful……..’confirm thy soul in SELF-CONTROL….’ “
GET SMART
Joe to “O”,
“Sorry about that Chief.”
(Regarding the election in November)
“Missed by that much!”
And we will all rise togetheras our king………oh wha..?#?…oops.
I mean the president enters a room
PRAISE GOD We are going to turn this mess over to the Republicans and we are out of here.
TRUST ME!… We are this close to submitting and having a budget !! It’s part of my job !!
“… all you guys in the upper balcony back row, you must have heard me wrong, I said heed me …not heal me…!!!”
“…..and if you’ll let us raise the national debt even higher, I promise a chicken THIS BIG in every pot!”
It was just a little lie.
Lord, why can’t I be number ONE!
Oh my word(s)….there really is a place called “Gaff Heaven”
At last — the end of the private sector!
Beam me up Scotty
I’m yours, bought and paid for!
I put my foot in my mouth again!
O Lord! oops, whoever is up there, we need deliverance, this change is not working.
everything i say is the truth, i would never lie.
“The abomination of Obamanation — hel-l-l-lp!”
“I just LOVE The Villages . . .!”
But without God I ain’t got a prayer!!!
I see the light!!
Obama resigned. I’m PRESIDENT!!!
Another fish story! ‘It was this big!”
PRAISE TO OBAMA “THE ALMIGHTY” !!!
HELP!!!!!
God , it’s not my fault, I was just doing what the idiot told me to do.
Please GOD don’t let the voters learn the truth of how we lied and cheated them with the obama soft shoe song and dance.
(November 7, 2012) FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, FREE AT LAST.
God forgive me for I know not what I do!
Our book of lies is this thick!
Hey, GOD ! I’m sorry! The DevObama made me do it!
Oh thank you Lord for getting Obama out of the White House, and thank you for our new leader Mitt Romney.
Oh. Help me Lord to remove this foot from my mouth!!
A woman had two sons. One went away to sea, and the other became Vice President. Neither was ever heard from again. So why is this guy heard from? Replace him with John Edwards!
Thank you, God!
And then Obama raised his hands like this and the sea parted. It was truly amazing, you had to be there.
Revelation: OBAMA IN THE HIGHEST
I’m FREE, I’m FREE. Thanks for letting me go Barrack!
I and the Messiah will rule the world. Yeah! Right!
Please! Please! Just four more years, then some other stooge can have it.
Lord, give me a golden tongue.
We’re now debt free! Barrack has given the Chinese Alaska!
Thank God, November is one day closer.
Yes Lord, I’m ready to take over for the Anointed One.
That last lightning strike was too close for comfort, Lord. HELP ME!
Praise be to Obama (and me too) from whom all BS flows!
Amen!! Lets sock it to them again.
Dear God, please deliver us from ourselves!
“Everybody Louder, Now!! Five More Years!”
” I sold my soul to the company store”!
Oh! Lord help me, I’ve goofed again.
“I’m so angry, I could pray!
The anti-Christ has come I am his disciple
Praise be to Obama
Help me God I’m confused.
In the words of Frank Sinatra:
“I did it myyyyyyyyyy, wayyyyyyyyy!”
Hallelujah! Can’t believe I’m still here!
Alleluia! The printing presses are printing money at an all time record
PLEASE! Deliver us ALL from 0v0mit!
Hurray! I won the lottery-I’m out of here.
My retirement is this big. How big is yours?
How far away is Obama’s heart from his head? About that far.
WOW. This is the first time I said something that I didn’t have to pry my foot out of my mouth.
Sit down good people, sit down! I put my pants on just like you-two feet at a time!!
Please don’t clap-throw money!!
For the love of God ! , Where is my brain ?
And we have more CHANGE in mind! Vote for us and see what happens next!
It’s twue! It’s twue!
If Barack Obama wins in November he will have a smile this big!
Hooray for me! Finally, a speech without a gaffe!
“The margin is that big! Trust me, I’m a politician!”
Heyyyyyy! Why aren’t you listening?
HAIL “O” EXALTED ONE, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN!!
Thank God WE LOST!
The Divine Barrack has Risen – But, So Has the Unemployment Rate!
My nose should be this long!!
Haven’t I said enough already?
So far my name is still on the re-election ticket, thanks be to GOD!!!
Forget the Pope. Let us worship Allah!
Thank You GM! I have my first Cadillac from China!
“All hail our God, B.O.
Now let us worship the mighty god, Obama!
Thank you Lord, for my own teleprompter. You know how much I have needed it.
I AM YOUR god, his name is Obama, worship him!!!
Maybe this will help in our re-election, the Word of God says, if you ask anything in My name, I will do it. Jn 14:14
Our Messiah, who art in Washington, hallowed be thy name…
Good Lord, these idiots are still going to vote for Obama. And they call me crazy!
For the above caption:
And I’ll tell you, he really does have a big stick
And if I’m not being honest, may God strike me DUMB.
PRAISE TO KING OBAMA MY HERO
‘scuse me Obama, give me a hand outta this hole I dug, will ya?
Thank the Lord! It finally looks like I’m gonna get out of this lousy job!!!
Oh praise mighty Soros and his hand puppet, BO………..
Caption for Picture. . .
FOURWARD to victory in November!
Carl Marx, My Hero
When Hitler raised his hands at a speech everybody cheered him, why won’t you please clap for me!
“Praise Obama. I get another free house”
“Hail the Messiah”
“It was all Obama’s idea, I’m innocent.”
” I’ll tell you everything, just give me amnesty!”
Sing with me now…”Glory, Glory, How we blewwww it, glory, glory…….
Yes, I’m feeling it! Can’t you feel that Hopie-changie thing yet!
“Obama just received a free truck load of AstroGlide from the Big Pharma. At least it won’t hurt as much when we bend you over again.”
“Forgive me Lord…….I screwed up again” !!!
Rejoice, rejoice, I’m going back to Delaware.
I’ve seen the light, Romney’s my man!!
OH GOD !! WE NEED YOU BACK. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE HERE
Im am the greatest vice idiot and gaffe master!
Lord God please heal me of my speach impediment!
“How do you like the screwing we’be given you so far? Are you ready four more?”
Oh, Dear LORD please get me out of this mess.
All Hail! The Chosen One is here!
“The recovery is this big!”
My mouth is this big. That’s why I stick my foot into it easily.
Reminiscent of Ed McMahon intro for Johnny Carson,
” Heeeeeers Obama!!!”
Behold…the Clown!
Lord
me a new mouth and brain and i promise I will becaome a republican.
Obama lost the Election!
Finally a BIG F…….g thing!!!
” IN GOD WE TRUST”
I actually get paid for this!
LETS HEAR IT FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT “MITT ROMNEY”!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is hilarious, they really trust us!!
Hallalujah !! We think we are rising !
Oh, my feet are killing me!!!
Yes, you heard correctly! BIG STICK!
Are all the people in Delaware stupid to elect this as their Senator Wow,talk about just pulling a lever for a party and an empty suit..
We are amost positive evrything is ok. Lets sing WE ARE THE WORLD.
“and believe me, the President has a big stick!”
Oh no I think I just ruined my 4300 depends….
“Forgive us…because we don’t know what we are doing!”
Ok, I’m an idiot. I surrender.
Here I am in my $1000 suit and my $500 tie and my $450 cuff links and my 2500 watch, Oh by the way you paid for it..
Love Love me do…Ha HA HA
I think I just farted, that is probably the most intelligent thing I will do all day.
Where are you Lord when I need you?
GOD BLESS OBAMA!
Thank you for that standing ovation. I really don’t deserve it. (Suckers)
…….and I remember when my head used to be as big as Barry’s……………
Oh, you love me, you love me; YOU REALLY LOVE ME!…You do love me don’t you? Am I still on the ticket?
who’d a thought i’d have made it this far, after gaffes like the gay support one i pulled on obama?
Thank -You Lord/ I not only look like an Idiot , but I can now Speak like one/ Barack will be so proud of ME///
“Remember now everyone, when the president enters the room , we all sing “Hail to the Thief” – give it your best folks!
Do as I say Lord, not as I do!
LORD, please send me a brain!
Barry Please! I promise, I won’t mention gay marriage again!
Hallelujah! I finally got it right!
Lord, thank you that I am VP and the real focus is on my boss — may you continue to hold me in a state of irrelevance.
Please God, 4 More Years!!!
It’s not my fault. Obama did it.
“Glory To Barack Obama In The Highest”
Please Lord Obama, forgive me, for I know my mouth is my worst enemy!!
Yes..LORD…its me LORD, “The Gaffer”, please protect my liege LORD, the other “Annointed One”
All Hail! The mighty Caesar Obama arriveth!
Why should we worry about the energy crisis ,the taxpayers will keep paying our way just as they have since the seventys,it costs us nothing . By the way when is your family leaving on Air Force 2 for there latest vacation?
oh mighty king obama, your wish is my command. i give the us citizens to you oh king to do with what you wish…
PLEASE!!!! MASTER OBAMA….I’ll do better if you take me along.
it’s my turn to be Prez!!!!!
Hey! It’s only…MONEY!!!
I’m king of the world!
Thank myself, I’m out of the closet!!!!
Praise be to Allah, Obama (my God), and down with America.
What was I saying? I don’t have a clue.
Praise the Lord for uneducated, misinformed, and illegal voters!
Hallelujah! Free at Last, Free at Last!
We can stretch the truth at least this much.
Hallelujah! The annointed one is among us and will soon speak.
Mommy…Pick me up, Mommy.
I keep trying to tell him to speak only the truth!
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Here I am, I am your anointed one, just below Obama
Praise God, President Obama and I are the best things that have ever happened to this country!!!
My God, this job is better than working.
Thank GOD I am vice president so I won’t have to be covered by Obama care, after we loose the election this year.
Praise the Lord! I won’t have to do this job another 4 years.
OOOObama, we worship you!
Body language says it all…….God Help Us!!
Praise the Lord, I’m gay and loving it.
D _ _ _, I dropped the tablets!!!
“Step right up Folks! Get em while they last. FREE stuff for everyone!”
Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz my friends all have Porches and I need mine…………………
Praise the Lord that I will only be doing this for 7 more months.
SAVE ME OH LORD BARACK IS THINKING ABOUT USING HILLARY
“Hey, I was just kidding…about EVERYTHING!”
I’ve seen the Light. I’m voting for Mitt.
Dearly beloved, we are here to redeem you from your miserable, little lives.
Glory Glory Hallelujah for fools like you
All Hail Obama
Really,I’m here to tell you, Support for Obama care is big time!
I think this picture cries out……”Help, I’m gaffing and I can’t stop!”
Oh great pumpkin in the sky, what tax, fee, or permit should we enact next
God help Obama, and me too!
A chicken in every pot!
A cell phone in every pocket!
A home of your very own!
A free medical insurance plan!
A free college degree!
WHY would you give all this away just to vote for that Mormon guy? WHY?
bida bida bida bib, that’s all folks!
PLEASE don’t drop me for Hillary!
PLEASE don’t drop me for Hillary as running mate!
I was right he dosent know what he’s doing and you should have voted for me.
Hi God, no, that’s Ok we Democrat Liberals can do it on our own. No help needed.
Hail, the messiah!
Yes, I’m talking to you Tree People!
Thank God ; I’m outta here…..Romney won….!!!
“God Bless Obamacare, Plan that I love. From the White House to the.Poor House…”
Hallelujah! Our term is just about up. No more. No more. No more.
If there’s a God up there, our party really needs your help now! And please God, help me keep my mouth shut
Lord, was I the last one on line for brains?
“Oh Lord, help me please. I keep saying stupid things and can’t shut up!”
“Lord forgive me for I know not what I say”
Who cares if I have an empty head?
“Please dear Jesus, take me now! I can not take another 4 years with this Dufus”.
Lord, I am always saying the wrong things, please help me this time!
This is a big effin deal, Lord!!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE LET OBAMA BE REELECTED.
……and if Obama is re-elected, the clouds will part and the glory of Obama will shine down on America and the whole world! Can I get an amen?
“I am your vice president. That means I’m in charge of vice.
“I am your vice president. That means I’m in charge of vice.”
Please don;t let me screw this one up, or I,m out og a Job!!!!!!
Singing “Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I have a wonderful feeling, everything’s going my way”
And for just a little drug deal, Viagara gave me these pill that make me feel this big!
How did I get myself into this mess?
Yes O Great One! I will be your Vice President for a second term!!!
“I’m saved! I’m saved! Obama is replacing me!!!”
Who cares about intelligent government,as long as you’re having fun !
ONLY IN AMERICA COULD A MIRACLE LIKE THIS HAPPEN
Thank God I’m not the one that insulted Polland!
Hear YE– the “NEW MESSIAH ” !
Thank you that I am so right and good and not like those right wing @#$%&!!!
“You should have heard the one I told last week!”
Allah is Great
“Why yes, my boss’ stick really is this big.”
With ALL this BLACK and BLUE around me… WE MUST BE IN FOR A REAL BRUISING !
I love Obama this much.
Please Lord, You are te only way we can win in November, we sure can’t do it on our record.
Thankyou God, we will soon be out of this mess that Obama’s got us in!!
With all this black and bue around me… I think we are in for a REAL bruising!
“The lies that come out of this administration are only this big”
I’m here to tell you your government is here to help you! Ha! Ha!
Hey God!!!!! You know that Biblical verse that says “render unto Caesar”, well you need to pay your fair share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s Praise me!!!
“The President told a fib that was this big!”
“Now everyone repeat after me Hail! our glorious Leader Comrade Obama as he leads us into darkness!
Praise Romney! OOPS, I mean Bush! OOPS, I mean Obama!
Oh Great Obama, Teller of Evolving truths, we are wondering —- are you leading us TO or FROM the promised land???
Repent!!! Vote Democrat!!!
It was just a little white lie
If I say it long enough they might believe me ( NOT !! )
Can’t we all agree….let us tax the air…..that we brea…
I can stick my foot this far into my mouth!
Can’t we all just agree: Let us tax the air……we bre
Hey, I am in charge down here!
C’mon! All I said was” this is really freaking big!”
” and then I said”….
That’s nothin’…. you shoulda seen the one my BOSS caught!!!
Hail to the Chief (spender)!
Let fire come down from heaven.
This is a big F****** deal.
He is GOD and I am Moses!!!!
I’m clueless and there’s nothing that can be done about it!
“Oh lord Satan, please help us fool the American people again”
Lord ; Why am I here ?
Look at the mess
Hey guys! Watch this, I’m gonna part the waters in the Washington Monument reflecting pool so the OBAMA-nation won’t get his feet wet.
Praise be to Allah………..
I’m not kidding! That sunfish was THIS big………..
“I swear on the Koran that the trout I caught was this big”
And this is how much we increased jobs by!
“I love you THISSSSSSS much!!!!!!!
God! What do you mean “You’re not a good Catholic, Joe!”
And now folks, let’s hear it for my boss, the Mesia!
Praise Barrrrraaack…I’ve been saved!
It’s great to be the King…………uh, Vice-King.
Mama Bama and I, do wa do, with your money we will go, do wa do.
Mama Bama y yo, do wa do, con su plata we will go,
Vote Mama Bama and I(y yo) for a brighter future —FOR WHO – MAMA BAMA AND ME!
YOUR VOTE ALONG WITH THE ILLEGALS VOTE AND THE DEAD PEOPLES VOTE WILL BE A BIG HELP TO TURN THIS ECONOMY AROUND!!!!! First Florida, then America, and then the world,
Mama Bama and I do wa doooooo.
Praise the Lord, they’re so stupid they believed us AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
This is how I will do it when we become dictators here in the USA
All hail, Caesar Obama!
Dear Lord – please give me lockjaw so I won’t gaffe again.
“Let there be light! HAIL TO THE CHIEF”!!!
PLEASE Lord, I know not what I do!
Hail to Me!!
OBAMA LIES THIS MUCH.
All together now . . . I love Joe!!
“Now… Let’s all rise, as we sing Kumbyay…”
O God, please let it rain on November 6.
Praise be the annointed one for only an 8.2% unemployment rate!
Please pick me again, Barry(oops!)
Please God, give the Supreme court the courage.
You people are just stupid.
Forget what I just blabbed
Lord, get us out of this disaster we have created.
ali akbar!
“So many others qualified…and God chose me!
The Heavens opened and GOD said that I am sending the Fallen Angel to rule America.
I’m telling you folks, the guys ego is this big!!!
Believe ME! If he needs it our President has a BIG STICK!
Okay, Okay, I admit it! I’m stupid.
Hallelujah, even an idiot can be Vice President
You have my vote!
I worship you oh great Obama.
Hallelujah, Hallellujah, Hallelujah he has risen!! Barak has risen!
Heaven help me to keep my mouth shut, please!
“ALL TOGETHER NOW……………….”KUMBAYA…………”
Say it altogether! Heil Obama!
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!
Lord, send your fire down on those conservative heathens, NOW!!!!!!!!
Let us worship the Almighty, Obama.
and I parted the see….I mean the Sea.
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY! WE WANT ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
I am not worthy to tie his shoes
Who am I and why am I here?
Were only this far from Socialism as we like it, ain’t it great!
” Free at last, free at last. Now your health insurance is free at last!!! “
And heeeerrrress……..Barrack!!! The “Chosen One”
Glory, glory Hallelujah, our “truth” is marching on!
Maaaaaa – aaa – aaa – meeeeeee!
“Let’s hear it for the healthcare bill!!! Anyone?….Anyone???
All hail the Messiah
The president was working on creating new jobs when he caught a fish this big.
Praise the Lord! We’ve done it again…and didn’t get caught!
Did I say that out loud?
I GOT IT at last IGOT IT well I think I do anyway.
Hallelujah! I just love hm so!
Help me Lord! I broke his Teleprompter!
Be healed Chuck ! Stand up from your wheelchair !
Praise the Lord!! I hope I’m out of here in November!! Anybody got a six pack?
Oh come unto us,we will feed all of you!
I see the light, and the light is Obama
When you pray, say, Our Obama, who art in the White House, hallowed be thy “Hope and Change…”
Obama thinks I say stupid things. Hey, even I know there is only 54 states and he thinks there are 57 or 58.
OBAMA !
No. 1 worshiper.
Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden.
Weakest VP in history who thinks he is the strongest.
“ALMIGHTY OBAMA”
I have a gay daughter, of course I’m for gay marriage, but sorry I spoke ahead of you O!
WOW—-THE POTUS IS ON ANOTHER GOLF TOUR. NOW I CAN BE V.P. IN CHARGE.
HALLELUIAH, OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT.
… thank you Lord, but we know the answers!
Barry – There is a GOD!
And the skys opened and he descended from his heaven. his name is Obama
And once we’re reelected…the sky’s the limit!
Didn’t I tell you we were the answer to all your woes?
..and they said that I couldn’t make it through speech without a giraffe
DATELINE: JANUARY 20th, 2013 “YES! I am just as happy as you are. Obama has left the Building!”
“Has anyone seen my Rosary Beads?”
Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbarm heheheheh,
God help us, please
“OK, I am an AH”
“HAIL BARACK OBAMA,OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED”
“TRUST ME”, I AM YOUR “ELITE” VP.
“LOOK, PEOPLE, YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME – - – WOULD I LIE TO YOU???
Simon says, “Stand up and cheer, you never had it better.”
Oh LORD!! Why do I stick my foot in my MOUTH all the TIME!!!!
— we will take care of —– EVERYONE !!!
Good looks fade but stupid is forever please God cure me
Come On It to Our House!
We’ll give you everything you could ever desire for FREE!
Let’s sing that chorus one more time!!!
They’re on to me, Beam me up Scottie ———and fast!
God knows I SHOULD have been President!
Praise Barack…I have seen the light!!!!!
Praise Obama.. I have seen the light
YES, IM STUPID
No applause, just throw money!
“… but the line broke and it got away! And that’s George Bush’s fault, too!”
There I go again! One last one for the road.
Praise be to our God Obama!!
Forgive me Father !! For I know not what I Do.
America Rejoice……………Obama has just resigned the office of the president !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good God !!!!! You’re real
SOOOOO What?
Thank God I’m almost out of here
HELP!!! WE’RE DROWNING!!
Barack says anything this close to the truth is a gimme!
YES – I’m doing lunch with Boehner and Beck !
” What do you all expect me to do.”
i love you all this much……………
“We’ev Done It!”
I have been telling you, “I am the annoited one.”
Lucifer I’m TRYING, I am just waiting for Barack.
Let’s have a big round of applause for mediocrity!
I CAST THEE OUT, VILE SATANIC DEFICIT !!!
What !?! Are you still here ???
Oh, never mind…
Praise the LORD, we need all the help we can get.
“GOD, HELP US, NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING”!!!
Oh Great Oz, please give me a brain!
We praise you “O Mighty Obama!”
Since Barack and I have been in office our economy has grown this much!
We missed the boat by this much !!!
Lord, we are lost and need help!
Oh God, please help me keep my big mouth shut!
Behold my god , bho
Stand up Mr. Reagan and repent your deeds.
This is my Place and these are my People !
Step back non believers or the recovery will never come!
AND NOW the greatest flim flam man in the history of the American presidency; barack obama
I know, I know, it’s hard to believe, but I was born in Kenya too!!
Alleluia! Praise to our god, BHO
There is one born every minute and I am thankful for every one of you.
Obama’s lies are this big!
Luke, I am your father.
I am the vice-president and I’m here to help you!
Will all the conservatives please stand up? Oh, there is’nt any here? Sorry.
All hail to me and the Commander-in-Thief!
It was just a little lie
Please Lord…I asked for brains…not trains.